Ever wonder why those YouTube "celebrities" and "gurus" keep preaching white hat SEO as the holy grail? Spoiler alert: they're all in bed with enterprise-level companies whose sites would rank no matter what crap they pull. That's right, the bullshit they spout is as useful as a screen door on a submarine for small business owners like you.

Join us as we cut through the noise and expose the real reason your SEO strategies aren't working. We’re calling out the so-called experts and diving into the gritty, ruthless tactics that actually move the needle. If you’re fed up with being fed the same ineffective drivel and want actionable, kick-ass SEO tips that deliver results, this is the podcast for you.

Ready to ditch the vanity metrics and start taking charge of your SEO destiny? Tune in, because we're not holding back. It's time to get aggressive, get results, and leave those bullshit strategies in the dust. Let’s shake up the SEO world together.

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Listen up, you SEO wannabes and digital marketing posers! It's time to cut through the bullshit and get real about Google Stacks and Cloud Stacks. In this no-holds-barred episode, we're diving deep into why these stacks never lost their mojo – it's you losers who lost the plot!

We're ripping apart the myth that stacks don't work anymore. Newsflash: they do, but only if you're not a complete idiot about it. We'll break down:

- Why most "SEO gurus" are full of shit when they say stacks are dead

- The critical mistakes that are tanking your stack game

- How to build and use stacks like a goddamn pro in 2025

- Real-world examples of stacks crushing it for savvy marketers

Stop wasting your time with outdated tactics and limp-dick strategies. It's time to stack up and dominate. If you're ready to leave the SEO sheep behind and join the wolves, this episode is your wake-up call.

Strap in, buttercup. It's about to get real.

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Listen up! Get ready to learn some local SEO link building secrets. In this episode, we're talking "brownrice link building" - the secret to ranking in Google Maps that most dipshit local SEOs are too scared to touch. Strap in, shut up, and learn something!

- If you're still jerking off over "high DA" links, I've got news for you - you're an idiot

- Dumbasses blow their whole wad on 2-3 "premium" links thinking that's the magic bullet

- Newsflash numb nuts: you could get a metric fuck ton of links for that same cheddar using web 2.0s, directories, and badass tools like SEO NEO

- For local SEO, drowning Google in a sea of relevant links will kick the shit out of a couple "authority" links every goddamn day

- Google's bitch ass local algo is thirsty for links from a wide range of relevant sources, not just a few high DA sites

- More links = more roads leading to your site = Google spreading its relevance juice all over your face

- Fuck DA and all those bullshit vanity metrics - in the local game, relevance and quantity are king, queen, and the whole fucking court

- Build a big, beautiful, diverse link profile crammed with relevant links from affordable sources

- SEO NEO is the shit for quickly scaling up a massive pile of relevant links without donating a kidney

There it is, the brownrice way to dominate local link building. Forget the caviar dreams, go stuff your piehole with gobs of relevant links on the cheap. Slam web 2.0s, directories, and SEO NEO until your backlink profile is busting at the seams with juicy local links. That's how you bitch slap competitors and make the Map Pack your submissive little plaything. Keep your ear holes open for more Green Hat local SEO brain bombs - this is just the tip, and we're going balls deep!

Alright, listen up you local business owners. It's time to cut the crap and face the cold, hard truth about your shitty blogging strategy. In this episode of The Green Hat Local SEO Podcast, we're diving into the dumpster fire that is local blogging with "When Lobster Rolls Are Not Hamburgers."

Here's the deal: you're wasting your money on blogging if you think it's going to boost your Google Maps rankings. Newsflash - it won't do jack shit. In fact, if you blog too much, Google's going to get confused as hell about what your site even is. Before you know it, they'll reclassify your local business as some useless informational blog. Good luck getting any customers then, genius.

So, what's the solution? Stop throwing your money away on pointless blogging and start focusing on what actually matters for local SEO-locally relevant content, Google's trust factors, and linkbuilding.

Lucky for you, we've got just the thing - our "Free Until You Rank SEO" program. That's right, we're so confident in our ability to get you to the top of Google Maps, we won't charge you a dime until we deliver results.

Tune in to this episode of The Green Hat Local SEO Podcast and learn how to fix your local SEO strategy. And don't forget to check out our "Free Until You Rank SEO" program - because why the hell should you pay for something that doesn't work? Let's cut through the bullshit and get your business the visibility it deserves.

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