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  • Lawman 12

    Lawman 12
    2025/11/29

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parrish.

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 時間 21 分
  • This Is H2Dub News A Thanksgiving Special (Report)

    This Is H2Dub News A Thanksgiving Special (Report)
    2025/11/27

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America"

    For more on this we head to the H2Dub News room with your lead anchors Captain LAMOTU and Judge The Felonious Monk.

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 時間 6 分
  • Lawman 11

    Lawman 11
    2025/11/22

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    Steve and the Gang are back again and Jefferson Parrish continues to learn that Chief Steve has the intellect and thoughtfulness of a stick bug. Plus Steven Seagal Vs cellulitis!

    Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show!

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 時間 16 分
  • Lawman 10

    Lawman 10
    2025/11/16

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    Seagal is back on the streets with his boys. Officer Eric, better get your knight stick, they might get locked in the trunk.

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 時間 16 分
  • The Mummy Resurrected Part 2

    The Mummy Resurrected Part 2
    2025/11/09

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    Today we finish getting assaulted by The Mummy Resurrected Part 2. Papa has a belly full of rocks and a pocket full of sand and he's ready to go spelunking!

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 時間 44 分
  • The Mummy Resurrected Part 1

    The Mummy Resurrected Part 1
    2025/11/01

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    It's been 5 months since Cap and The Monk last recorded an episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. What happened to our heros? Did Seagal get em? Find out today on a thrilling new H2Dub! Plus the boys review a horrible horror movie! Happy Halloween!

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 時間 57 分
  • Keepin It At 100 (Or C You In The Funny Papers)

    Keepin It At 100 (Or C You In The Funny Papers)
    2025/10/30

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    The long awaited 100th episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast is here! Cap and The Monk clown on fools, talk about Steven Seagal's arms and tell you another bedtime story, plus a special guest appearance from Imperial Inquisitor Grimdark to tell us how to praise the Emperor!

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    2 時間 3 分
  • Captain LAMOTUs Bedtime Tales V (Or Hands Off My Apples)

    Captain LAMOTUs Bedtime Tales V (Or Hands Off My Apples)
    2025/05/26

    Text Cap and The Monk!

    I can see that you are getting awful tuckered. Trow on your footie jams because it's time for another Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales! We're going really hands on this time....in a manner of speaking

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    Music Credits:
    https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances)
    https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal)
    https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub)
    https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
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    1 時間 26 分