27 goals from 25 sharpshooters lit up the Premier League! Ismaila Sarr torched Aston Villa, while Jaden Philogene-Bidace rattled Man United, both netting braces. Leicester’s Jannik Vestergaard handed West Ham an own goal. Chelsea demolished Southampton, but Aaron Ramsdale’s six heroic saves prevented a massacre. Ederson kept Spurs at bay, keeping City alive. Liverpool tightened their grip on the title, while Arsenal and Forest stumbled. City, Chelsea, and Newcastle lurk dangerously—brace yourselves!

Liverpool’s 2-0 lead over Wolves came with drama—Konate dodged a red, Jota milked VAR, and luck sealed three points. Spurs danced around United’s creaky midfield, Arsenal’s Merino became an unlikely striker hero, and Fulham’s Jimenez and Traore torched Forest, leaving Nuno reminiscing.

Deadline Day chaos mixed with weekend drama! Man City splashes over $200M for Porto’s Nico Gonzalez, while Villa nabs Asensio on loan. Chelsea grabs Amougou, eyes Milan for Félix, and United fears Martínez's ACL injury. West Ham lands Ferguson, and Palace rejects Spurs’ bid for Guéhi. Chelsea’s Chilwell heads to Palace. Meanwhile, City’s embarrassing 5-1 defeat to Arsenal steals the spotlight, while Liverpool escapes lucky at Bournemouth, and the Milan derby delivers its usual drama!