Mike has drama from The Last War Survival Mobile video game affecting his personal life. This sparks a deep dive into the wild world of pay-to-play gamers who drop thousands just to dominate. Meanwhile, Tony is back in the gym, but Mike flexes harder—because apparently, he has three gyms. The guys debate morning vs. evening workouts, the power of coffee motivation, and the benefits of shaking things up with novel exercises.

Also on deck: the mind-blowing Telepathy Tapes podcast, where non-speaking autistic individuals communicate through actual telepathy—no joke, this one is insane. They also explore the true definition of love (spoiler: it’s all about unity), the absurdity of AI-generated nonsense online, and how identity shapes art. Plus, perfect pitch, viral adults in superhero costumes, and—wait for it—people out here smoking mushrooms and ramen?! The world is officially off the rails.

Strap in for another episode of The Mike and Tony Show—packed with laughs, deep thoughts, and the usual ridiculousness!

Cheers!

m&t

This week on The Mike and Tony Show, we kick things off with the daily struggle: waking up late, forgetting everything, and sprinting out the door like your hair's on fire. From there, we dive into Elon Musk’s involvement with the new administration, the speed of the internet (and how it determines your video game dominance), and the dark financial hole that is Roblox.

We also talk basketball, being the biggest guys in the friend group, and the undeniable truth that short people are way tougher than they look. Then, we salute the legendary Staff Sergeant Lacy McDonald before pondering an age-old mystery: how many cows are in a single hamburger? The answer may disturb you. Speaking of disturbing, we also tackle the weirdest confession ever made on live radio—a guy who has always caught his own poop before it hits the toilet. Yeah, you read that right. Plus, a look at why couples playfully roasting each other is actually healthy.

It’s a wild ride this week—hit play and hang on!

Cheers!

m&t

Mike joins the 1200-pound club, while Tony is out here hooping like he’s about to get drafted. Meanwhile, our TikTok comments are roasting us alive, so let’s just be clear—we are NOT experts (but thanks for the engagement).

We also get into:

• Drake vs. Kendrick and that Super Bowl performance

• Biking to work and arriving fully marinated in sweat

• Trump’s master plan to buy Greenland and rename the Gulf of Mexico

• The cold plunge freezing solid, much like our motivation

• Lakers trading AD for Luka?

• Lifting, tattoos, occasional youthful cigarettes, and why pollution is just… a thing?

It’s another episode of big weights, bold claims, and zero qualifications—stream now!

Cheers!

m&t