This week, Joe and Reese embark on a heroic yet completely unnecessary quest to calculate square footage for a listener’s carpet purchase. Turns out, neither of them remembers how math works. Joe discovers that square feet have nothing to do with actually squaring numbers, while Reese insists he can solve everything by rounding up (which is great if you want to carpet your entire neighborhood). Along the way, they discuss the joys of sleeping in an icebox, the philosophical implications of capers, and Reese’s brief yet tragic three-day sobriety stint. It’s an hour of pure, unfiltered nonsense—and for some reason, you people keep coming back for more. We hope you hate it.

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In today's episode, our dynamic duo discuss the evolution of swear words and take a deep dive into the Irish rap group Kneecap. Joe gives us a shocking revelation about his Olympic-level bladder capacity. Reese, meanwhile, rethinks his parenting choices after realizing his kid is casually testing the limits of profanity, and the guys briefly consider starting a new competitive sport: Extreme Pee-Holding. Also, somehow, Guy Fieri, pit bulls, and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels all make an appearance. Honestly, we don’t know how we got here, and neither will you. We hope you hate it.

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In today's episode, the guys discuss mentally ill demons named Gerald. Joe educates us on the lost art of drumming (apparently, it requires less effort than blinking), while Reese details his gravity-defying stage antics that may or may not have been demonically inspired. We also learn that Reese's luggage was stolen, but thankfully, the thief spared the Five Iron Frenzy banner—because even criminals have standards. And in a shocking twist, Seattle is still rainy, and Portland remains aggressively Portland. We hope you hate it.

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