This week, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that all of Producer Tyler’s audio clips on his soundbar app have been erased in an update. The good news is that the app has replaced the saved SOSS sounds with some nuts clips. It’s State Fair season and Amy has a great Minnesota Get Together report. She covers it all…parking, new fair foods, old fair foods, attractions, and musical acts. If you didn’t know the MN fair is the largest state fair in the country. Texas says they are the biggest but that fair runs longer, so Her journey starts with a soggy turkey sandwich and The Miracle of Birth Center. She swings by Sweet Marthas for cookies and the all-you-can-drink milk stand. Who needs unlimited milk? P.S. Sweet Martha makes almost 5 million dollars in 10 days every year by hawking cookies. Amy gets to try this year’s hot new food item, Amish donuts…for free. She perused grandstand wares and various vehicles for sale. Next up on the non-stop food parade are Nordic waffles and Nashville chicken on a stick. So. Many. Foods. She caught lots of free music including sneaking a peak at Matchbox 20’s soundcheck. Pro tip: the MN State Fair haunted house is the scariest haunted house ever. Finally, off-topic, Amy reviews the movie It Ends With Us. Oh, the controversy. Maya reviews The Watchers. Finally, Amy wants everyone to start drinking wine coolers again.

Amy has a Bob-o-pedic kind of week. The ladies discuss furniture woes and fixes. Amy meets a cute little buddy at Bob's Furniture and buys a bunch of furniture. Turns out that sometimes your husband tells you he has always hated the sofa. Also, sometimes it just makes you sick to walk into a room. It's a real furniture emergency. Mattress shopping is a scam. Maya recounts terrible beds from her 20s. So. Much. Furniture. Talk. The ladies take a total left turn and try to figure out why Macy's is pure chaos. Next up, Amy and Maya ask, "Are you having a Brat Girl Summer?" and "Is Kamala Brat?" They decide Milania is definitely having a Brat Girl Summer. This energy is epic. Next up, Maya explains why everyone is doing Tiffany Trump dirty. Animal Report: Cocaine Sharks. How are these sharks getting cocaine?!?!? Finally, Amy and Maya hash out the Matthew Perry of it all.

The Olympics are back...with crowds and everything! Amy and Maya love the 'Lympics but they will definitely tell you everything they hate about it. The ladies review the totally weird opening ceremonies on the Seine. If you didn't see it, it was absolutely nuts! They relive all the highs and lows and celebrate the unexpected heroes including Our Friend Steve Nedoroscik, Snoop Dogg, and that totally non-plussed sharp shooting guy from Turkey that gave zero F’s. And who could have predicted the Flavor Flav of it all!!! The ladies break down all the top events and ones you’ve never heard of. Countries come together! Athletes supporting athletes! When did France get good at basketball? Why are we making people swim in the Seine? The ladies take a deep dive into the controversies including Jordan Chiles Bronze decision and Noah Lyles’ Covid race. Synchronize diving…can you even? Colin Jost covers surfing in French Polynesia and gets a foot and ear infection. Animal Report: Whale cameo at the surfing competition. Finally, the ladies unpack breakdancing at the Olympics, and the anomaly that is Australian B-Girl Rachael “Ray Gunn”. Finally, if I come to your house, and you have a gold medal, I’m definitely putting it on!