In this one I tell you about:

• My quickie trip to West Virginia
• Trying out the highly-rated hot dogs with my dad
• A humiliating experience engineered by my mother
• Deciding on a restaurant with my parents
• The audiobook I listened to while driving
• My thoughts on the death of Charlie Hustle

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• My upcoming trip to the Motherland
• A simple oil change that turned into a farce
• A frustrating and disappointing visit to the cell phone store

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• An unusual incident I witnessed at the local Dominos
• A wildly pimped-out car I spotted at Sheetz
• Outrageous things we did as kids that my parents tolerated (but I sure as hell wouldn’t)
• A fresh new call from Jill who’s concerned about me
• A fresh new call from Jason who tells us a crazy story about cinnamon rolls

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about the first two days of our recent trip to Cincinnati. Including:

• The long excruciating car trip
• My desire for a city-view hotel room
• Hoofing it to The Levee in Newport, KY for beer and dinner
• Walking across the bridge into Cincinnati
• A visit to the Reds Gift Shop, and Skyline Chili
• A couple of pints at a local brewpub
• An evening at the Cincinnati Open tennis tournament
• All that and fresh new calls from Jim, Ron, and Zipp

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

NOTE: Since we’re hitting the road this week, I’ve decided to make this Patreon episode available to everyone. I’ll be back soon. Thanks for everything! In this one I tell you about:

• My triumphant return to the local laundromat
• Depressing places of business
• The two minor league baseball games I attended last week

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• The minimum amount of sleep I require
• A new (to me) show I’m enjoying on HBO
• How I cut my finger DEEP!
• My dad and a class action lawsuit
• The wild new Pete Rose documentary
• All this, and fresh new calls to the hotline from Eugene and Patrick

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• The master’s degree program the younger boy just began, which already features something I thought only happened in sitcoms
• The acceptable way I bitch and complain
• A retirement seminar that Toney attended which provided no good news
• What I’m calling my new non-existent 60-and-over hard rock band
• Something new that I noticed in a restaurant bathroom
• People who mispronounce Hyundai

All this and a fresh new call to the hotline from our pal Ian in Scotland! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• The significance of 400 episodes
• Dreading the Major League Baseball All-Star Break
• The Automat documentary on Max
• A classic story one of our kids told me years ago
• Death of our favorite hotel in Las Vegas
• The possibility of doing interviews in future episodes

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com