Heather Shaw comes to town! Forgive the 3 mins of football talk. Will has a bengal's breakdown. Two former alcoholics reminisce. Are we all subs? Clamato and Diet Pepsi. Good Heroin? Better Mandal. Wine from Provence region of Franch. Purple Ketchup, Louie pooped the Pittsburgh Airport, Circ vs. Uncirc'ed, bagel and lox w/ "schmegma". Donkey (from Shrek) dildo's, polyamorous ugo's and big tim's bunghole.

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Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Dan Donohue is in the house. Orcs are the ultimate form of man, front row with an Eyepatch and cotton-eyed joe wedding. Aloped from behind. Dylan basks in a statement and Momala addresses the podcast. Tom’s gotta get her flowers or Dan will. There's a pilot prick. Tom hits bmw, Dan smashes a porche and a dog scrunches a squirrel.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Pocket vodka and a relapse over ice. Dumbo Columbo. Please, I just need to read that book one more time. Excuse me, you’re confusing me with a Wide Receiver. Dog sitted? Dog Seated? Straightest guys in the world. That dog needs a Blue Chew. More of a fat bast*rd these days. Connor McGregor’s training tips. Get me some water, waterboy. Kinda like Hagrid’s dad.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Hans pops in to help explain the audio botch (Clark around min 25!) and Louie mounts Dylan. There is a prepared statement. Too bad there’s not a rehab for losers. Two time losers can fix a broken window. More lead in Clark’s house than president trump. Clarks an honorary Avenues gang member. Kids are beholden to no laws, Tom’s frazzled today. Girls are breaking Dylan’s windows to get a date. Boys have so many friends! Tom’s got poopy undies and Clark learns how to pee in the shower. Dylan and Clark almost shoot Tom. Don't get in Shane and Terrence's line of fire at fourth of July.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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From the twisted *** of our parents come... Dylan and Tom! The true test of character is how someone treats minions. Banana? This guy rules. Dylan and Tom get a boyfriend! Lottie is a free spirit (and mad at Tom). Opening line? Voice memo dog pant, of course! Field flirting is yucky. Listen beautiful lady, I’m busy talkin to my boys! Continental Will gets a free breakfast. Margaritaville kinda helped Tom quit drinking? Will explains his favorite movie (Call of Duty). Will and Dylan give Tom his greatest acting challenge. The Egg of Success! Yes!! Sam Lindsey style icon. No crap a hunk looks good! What’s up Tom Turds and Dyldos. Clark “the manzman” Franzman and the musings of a moron.

Check out Will and Nate’s podcast, A Closer Look! It’s truly incredible. Go listen and support the fellas.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Tom can’t middle, Jackbook pro sparks outrage, what do you want… a poop sandwich? Don’t fight Hans, he’s a biter. Steward, Stuart or Stewart? Did someone ask for comedy? Well here’s a Victor Krum impression. Dance, Dance Revolution star Kurt Fuhckedman! Dada is a little too goo goo. Sandwich Idea! Slumdog was the luckiest millionaire EVER. Thanks for listening, gotta go charge up before I pleasure my girlfriend.

Spin Rates and Launch Angles” - Dylek SuJeter

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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What's up pals, this one has some dang sizzle to it. Ignore the first 15 seconds of audio quality while I get the mics going.

AJ O'Connell tried to help us name the podcast before we settled on Milk Time. A Schlemiel is the idiot who spills, a Schlimazel is the dingus that gets spilled upon. Every podcast has someone who edits the pod (Milan Patel, AJ Oconnell, Cooper Lyden) and one who does nothing but show up (Sam Lindsey, Meredith Casey, Shane Bianchi). Dylan’s car is screwed. Tom has a ticket trick. Pokémon talk. They’re Tom-o-philes your honor!

"Misnomer, I prefer miss homer, ever heard of her? Marge Simpson?" - A Dylan Joke that had to get cut out because of unfortunate events.

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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Dylan smashes at Sellout (Full set available on YouTube), Biden is an old horse that needs to be put down, you can clean a belly easier than you can clean a sheet(s).. There’s some yuckie talk about Jackbook Pros and Self Pleasure in this one, please love yourself and be kind. It's Lottie Day but never Tom Day, The boys had poopoo problems when younger. Shoutout to all my pool poopers. You're the real ones.

Recorded July 1, 2024

Tom and Dylan's Milk Time is a podcast created by Los Angeles comedians Dylan Subiza and Tom Feeney. This podcast has become so successful that people go pee pee in their pant-ees when they see us. Tom's mom do not listen to this, I swear to god!!

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