If we are kind and polite...we'd be a different podcast. Get out the marmalade sandwich from under your hat for an episode filled with threatening thespians, friendly felons, and beloved bears. The person most confused by the film this week was: the judge with not enough hair and too much pavlova.

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Our scheme? What sheme? ... Join our scheme for iconic earworms, incredible casting choices, and genuine, old school RAZZLE DAZZLE! The person most confused by the film this week was: Definitely Leo.

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The morgue?! Drink the potion for scary skincare, Meryl but macabre, and beauty mongers breasting boobily. The person most confused by the film this week was: The department head of "the Study of Women."

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HAPPY HALLOWEEK. Shriek at the top of your lungs for bad boyfriends, slaying slashers, and Courtney Cox. The person most confused by the film this week was: us, because we still have no idea who put this on the list.

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Go Twitches, go Twitches! Jump into a portal for druidical doppelgängers, ghastly gloves, and crafty closets. The person most confused by the film was: the American twins when their car gave the temperature reading in Celsius.

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I... am not... a gun... Strike up an unlikely friendship with this episode for big bonks, distressingly unfazed denizens and... Conan O'Brien? The person most confused by the film this week was: the child when an FBI agent moved into his house???

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Things are not what they seem.... Embark on our conversational maze for polarizing puppets, formative figures, and the most goblin-loving girl in cinematic history. The person most confused by the film this week was: the BABY, irl.

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Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Don your wigs for sweet soulmates, subpar sons, and slimy senators. The person most confused by the film this week was: Calista Flockhart's Republican parents.

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