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Touchscreen Gloves, Coffee Waterfalls, and S'mores Conventions: Commuter Comedy Keeps Your Commute Bearable
- 2025/01/22
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Touchscreen Gloves, Coffee Waterfalls, and S'mores Conventions: Commuter Comedy Keeps Your Commute Bearable
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Hey there, road warriors and subway surfers! Welcome to Commuter Comedy, where we make your journey just a bit more bearable. I'm your host Jake, and today's date is January 22nd, 2025. Can you believe we're already three weeks into the new year?
Speaking of the future, have you seen these new AI fashion advisors everyone's talking about? Apparently, they're supposed to tell you what to wear each day, but mine keeps suggesting I wear a spacesuit to work. I mean, my commute is bad, but I don't think I need to prepare for zero gravity just yet!
You know what really got me this morning? I tried that viral life hack where you're supposed to prep your coffee the night before. Well, turns out I forgot to put the coffee pot under the machine. Nothing starts your day quite like watching yesterday's grounds create a coffee waterfall in your kitchen at 6 AM. My cat looked at me like, Hey genius, I drink from a bowl and even I know that's wrong.
And can we talk about winter fashion in 2025? Why do we still pretend those touchscreen gloves actually work? I spent 10 minutes this morning trying to text my boss that I'd be late, and ended up sending The entire bee movie script in emojis. The worst part? She replied with just a thumbs up.
You know what's really wild? Scientists say this is the warmest January on record, but I'm still seeing people wearing those giant puffer jackets that make them look like walking marshmallows. I saw two people trying to squeeze through a revolving door yesterday - looked like a S'mores convention gone wrong.
Oh, and before I forget, a quick shoutout to the guy on the 7:15 train who was practicing his karate moves while listening to his headphones. I don't know what you were fighting, my friend, but I hope you won.
Remember, folks: whether your commute is going sideways, upside down, or straight into a coffee waterfall, at least you've got someone to laugh about it with. This is Jake from Commuter Comedy, reminding you that if life gives you traffic, make traffic-ade!
Thanks for listening!
Speaking of the future, have you seen these new AI fashion advisors everyone's talking about? Apparently, they're supposed to tell you what to wear each day, but mine keeps suggesting I wear a spacesuit to work. I mean, my commute is bad, but I don't think I need to prepare for zero gravity just yet!
You know what really got me this morning? I tried that viral life hack where you're supposed to prep your coffee the night before. Well, turns out I forgot to put the coffee pot under the machine. Nothing starts your day quite like watching yesterday's grounds create a coffee waterfall in your kitchen at 6 AM. My cat looked at me like, Hey genius, I drink from a bowl and even I know that's wrong.
And can we talk about winter fashion in 2025? Why do we still pretend those touchscreen gloves actually work? I spent 10 minutes this morning trying to text my boss that I'd be late, and ended up sending The entire bee movie script in emojis. The worst part? She replied with just a thumbs up.
You know what's really wild? Scientists say this is the warmest January on record, but I'm still seeing people wearing those giant puffer jackets that make them look like walking marshmallows. I saw two people trying to squeeze through a revolving door yesterday - looked like a S'mores convention gone wrong.
Oh, and before I forget, a quick shoutout to the guy on the 7:15 train who was practicing his karate moves while listening to his headphones. I don't know what you were fighting, my friend, but I hope you won.
Remember, folks: whether your commute is going sideways, upside down, or straight into a coffee waterfall, at least you've got someone to laugh about it with. This is Jake from Commuter Comedy, reminding you that if life gives you traffic, make traffic-ade!
Thanks for listening!