Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!

Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some f*cking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!

The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the f*ck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very f*cking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!

Randy's in a caring mood today, but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!

The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a sh*t-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!

Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get f**ked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' sh*tty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!

It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the f**king menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!

It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video at SwearNet.com! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Sh!trockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!