In this delightfully offbeat episode, Chris and Danielle dive into the ultimate “Would You Rather” dilemma: Would you prefer to always speak in rhymes or to sing everything you say?

Chris and Danielle tackle the rhyming and singing scenarios with their trademark wit, engaging in a lively debate about the merits and pitfalls of each option. The episode is filled with hilarious attempts at rhyming dialogue and impromptu musical performances that are sure to leave listeners in stitches.

Highlights include Chris’s valiant effort to rhyme every sentence and Danielle’s Broadway-worthy singing. Their playful banter and over-the-top scenarios make for a fun, entertaining listen. By the end, you’ll be torn between appreciating the artistry of rhymes and the sheer joy of singing everything. If you’re in the mood for a good laugh and some musical madness, this episode is a must-listen!

In this hilarious episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a wild trip that begins with refined dining in Italy and ends with a deep dive into the absurdity of children’s television.

Danielle kicks things off with her glamorous trip to Italy, complete with a meal at a five-star restaurant. She paints the scene beautifully, making you feel like you’re right there with her, basking in the Italian ambiance. But things take a turn for the hilarious when we find out exactly “what” was on the menu. Let’s just say the feathered friend in question was a bit of a surprise—cue Chris’s jaw-dropping and the ensuing banter as they try to figure out exactly “how” this bird made the cut at a five-star spot.

Chris and Danielle pivot to one of the most head-scratching children’s shows of all time—”Blu Chews”. If you’re unfamiliar with this forgotten gem that doesn’t really exist, ”Blu Chews” was a show that taught kids "the way of the streets." And by "streets," we mean some truly questionable life lessons from a tough-talking imaginary host.

Overall, this episode is a delightful mix of travel tales, unexpected dining adventures, and a trip down memory lane. Definitely not your typical fine dining review, but that’s exactly why we love it!

In this blink-and-you'll-miss-it episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle dive into the world of Ybor City’s nightclubs. Danielle passionately shares her love for Ybor’s vibrant nightlife, describing the neon lights, leather whips, and all the wild stories that come with it.

It’s short, sweet, and leaves you wanting more—like getting kicked out of the club just as your favorite song comes on.

In this wild episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle kick things off with a round of their favorite game, Either/Or. The burning question: would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? The debate gets scientific (and hilarious) as they weigh the pros and cons of battling these bizarre creatures.

Danielle then takes the reins with some surprising facts about the famous protected chickens in Ybor City. Things take a turn for the weird when the conversation spirals into a discussion about taking the tiny Key deer of Florida on a road trip to hang out with giant bucks up north.

But as usual, things don't stay on topic for long. Chris shares an unforgettable story about someone sneaking a cat into an Applebee's, which leads to a chaotic exchange of stories about the times they’ve been scared senseless by cats.

From battling oversized birds to dancing deer and sneaky cats, this episode brings the kind of chaos that only “Twenty Going on Forty” can deliver.

Ah, Episode 6, where the show finally hits its stride, or maybe just a different kind of high.

First, let's talk about Danielle, who’s clearly living her best life this episode by experiencing the, um, “elevated” state of being high on the devils lettuce. She’s gone full "weed guru" while Chris is playing the role of the world's most sober stoner. You’ve got to love the irony of Chris avoiding Mary Jane like it’s a pop quiz while Danielle's already graduated to valedictorian of "High School."

But hold on—things take an even weirder turn when we find out Chris has a particular fondness for tickling his 55-year-old male boss. Let that sink in for a moment. While we’re all processing that bizarre tidbit, the show decides to dive into a conversation about Chris’ legendary prankster days, because nothing follows workplace tickling better than juvenile hijinks.

And oh boy, the pranks. Yeah, Chris takes it to a whole new level. The first prank is straight out of a teenage horror film: pictures of penises (yes, plural) secretly taped onto a friend's sweater. Picture the poor unsuspecting friend pulling that sweater on, only to realize they're now the proud owner of the world's most unfortunate and awkward art collection. Chris may have missed his calling as a modern artist, though I’m not sure the world is ready for "Sweater of Shame" as an exhibit.

But the pièce de résistance has to be the superglue prank. If you thought superglue was just for fixing broken mugs, Chris is here to educate you. He and his buddies slap on some press-on nails to a friend's foot while the poor guy is snoozing. It’s unclear whether the friend woke up feeling fabulous or just utterly confused about their new fashion statement.

Just when you think the episode can’t get any more absurd, Chris decides to take advantage of Danielle’s, let’s say, enhanced state of mind. He concocts a story about an old man hiding in the room. Now, if you thought paranoid stoner paranoia was bad, wait until you see what happens when Danielle’s imagination runs wild.

In the end, Episode 6 leaves us with more questions than answers. Is Chris secretly a prank genius or just a menace to society? Has Danielle found inner peace or just the bottom of a bag of Doritos? Will the boss ever figure out why he’s suddenly so ticklish? One thing’s for sure—this episode is a masterclass in the kind of chaos that only “Twenty Going on Forty” can deliver.

In Episode 5 of Twenty Going on Forty, Danielle and Chris serve up another heaping helping of hilarity, awkwardness, and life lessons you didn’t ask for but are somehow glad you got.

In this hilarious episode, we dive into Danielle’s epic trip to Maine with her best friend and super athlete, Kendra. Get ready for some laughs as Danielle reveals her unexpected love for Northeast rest stops—who knew bathrooms could be so safe and clean?

The real adventure begins when Danielle recounts her near-death experience in class 5 river rapids. Spoiler alert: She didn't actually drown, but her dramatic retelling will have you on the edge of your seat (or laughing on the floor).

As if that wasn't enough, Danielle then drops a bombshell with her "kill on sight" theory about Muscovy ducks and iguanas. Apparently, these creatures have made it to her personal hit list, and she doesn't hold back in explaining why. Chris's bewilderment to this revelation is pure comedy gold.

We round off the episode with Chris bravely tagging along with the Adventure Girls for some beautiful, yet exhausting, hikes in Arcadia National Park. And what’s a hike without some gourmet sausage cooking?

Tune in for an episode that’s sure to leave you in stitches, questioning your own feelings about Muscovy ducks, and maybe even planning your next road trip rest stop tour!

In this episode, we dive into the ultimate showdown: 80s toys vs. 2000s toys. Get ready to cringe at the horrors of Garbage Pail Kids and question the sanity of Danielle’s My Meebas toy which might just be mistaken for a questionable adult item. Plus, we'll take a walk down memory lane to a time when kids could easily buy cigarettes without raising an eyebrow. Join us as we relive childhood, one questionable toy at a time!