Probably.

Also, FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK for the love of whatever you find holy - we need only 10 more followers to livestream from our real page...because Facebook be like that.

Beardy and his Australian brethren may be fake, but our reward is authentic: one last call to find them and you get one month free to the 2DT Patreon!

Find the Missing Links:

Open Your Mind....

(Don't) Open Your Marriage...

You Too Will Divide By Zero

Brian Bishop Too, I Guess

Our website is probably okay.

Our merch is authentically authentic.

Our email is slightly less authentic but still legit: 2DTPod@gmail.com

Super Update Time! Cliff Notes:

1. Suicide pod makers won't tolerate failure.

2. A micropenis is a real thing and not just an insult.

3. You know that haunting feeling that you just wish would be against your mortgage provider instead? Tom does!

4. We Are Groot.

Final call for Beardy and the Unbeardys from mythical Australia.

The reward is still only one month free to the 2DT Patreon - come on, we're not that desperate yet.

Back in our day, we had to walk uphill both ways for links:

Sarco Pods #1 - Shady

Sarco Pods #2 - Shadier

Sarco Pods #3 - Most Shadierest

Imane Khelif and IOC Implications

A Beautiful Mind (Tom can be Mr. Crowe's Understudy now!)

Our website is the best. Seriously.

Our merch is also the best. Also seriously.

Our email is third-best. For realsies: 2DTPod@gmail.com

Between jobs, moving, and our beautiful children who (luckily) take after our wives, we have been crazy busy recently. To make up for our tardiness, here is one of our recent Patreon entries...our first joint ODDD where we are really hoping Frank is okay: Texas Chili Contest.

Find this and other exclusive content on the 2DT Patreon!

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Oh Merchy you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!

Beardy, there is still time for you to do the right thing: 2DTPod@gmail.com!

We are looking for the one we call "Beardy," who uttered the whimsical title to this week's episode. When Tom is in Las Vegas, he is great at making friends, not so great and remembering names, and ends his time with mischief managed. Here comes conspiracy theories, Bluey, Las Vegas, and a dash of parenting, and an APB for Beardy and the Blokes!

Wanted: Beardy and/or his blokes.

Reward: One month free to the 2DT Patreon, and more importantly, our eternal gratitude.

She'll be apples with these links:

Dave the Dingo - Learn Dingo Lingo

Decoding Dingo: Understanding Australian Slang

Dad Baby - Full Episode - Bluey

Takeaway Episode Preview - Bluey

Cricket Episode Preview - Bluey

The Answer to Life, the Universe, Everything

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You're Merching me crazay!

Beardy, you can also turn yourself in here: 2DTPod@gmail.com!

Tonight, we present to you our (podcasting) mid-life crisis, where we provide a multi-course meal of "daddy issues!" On the menu this evening: vulnerability, lost and adrift in the parenting sea, nature vs. nurture, the most basic responsibility to our kids as a dad, and finally, is being good enough....good...enough?

Any one of these fine dishes goes great with a glass of 2DT Patreon! Highly recommend!

(Sausage) Links:

Flawless Real Talk - Let Go

Rap Battle - Beanz and Flawless Real Talk

Dudes and Dads Podcast

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All 'bout that Merch!

Submit your Dad Homework here: 2DTPod@gmail.com!

Welcome, all you sassy frasses! On this episode we welcome our Week 11 Patreon member Charles, who like a modern Virgil guides us through our own little dad inferno. Here's a hint: what do Caitlin Clark, Linkin Park, and lying to your kids all have in common? Answer: Probably nothing, other than Charles is expert-level on all of them.

Patreon is live with member-only content! Find it here: 2DT Patreon! Join today and maybe someday you can grow up to be like Charles!

LINKin Parks:

The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park

Mike Shinoda Dismisses Linkin Park Criticism

Caitlin Clark MVP Voting

Dunkin Closed Scandal - If you watch nothing else, watch this!

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All 'bout that Merch!

Our brains are still sucking from last week. Give us topics! 2DTPod@gmail.com!

Do you think you should be able to name your kids anything? Like, ANYTHING? We respectively give our very non-legal-advice opinions on the matter, and somehow eventually find our way to single guy hacks, fish tank follies, and realizing that those Chinese zoos are always up to something. Also, send us a shoutout for a Dad out there who deserves a little acknowledgment!

Patreon is live with member-only content! Find it here: 2DT Patreon!

Links and Stuff:

Loki Skywalker Passport Problems

Cinnamon in Your Earholes

Blindspot (TV Series)

Chuck (TV Series)

The Rare Chinese Chow Panda

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You know what rhymes with church? Merch - coincidence? You decide!

Our brains suck. Forward us some good topics at 2DTPod@gmail.com!

We went mental this week. Have you seen The Matrix? Of course you have. Now imagine we could build something similar and actually download years’ worth of rehabilitative experiences (AKA Prison Time) into a convicted criminal’s mind in minutes. Sound far-fetched? You might be surprised. We took a look at the technology being developed by Cognify right now, as well as the recent successes of Neuralink, and wondered just how badly we will inevitably abuse these amazing technological leaps. Get your mind blown this week on the newest episode of the Two Dads Talking Podcast.

Patreon is live with member-only content! Find it here: 2DT Patreon!

Oh, you wanted links?

Cognify's AI Powered Sentencing

The Torment Nexus

Neuralink Used to Play Counter Strike

Mushroom Computers Are Actually Pretty Cool

Ready Player One

Equilibrium

Altered Carbon

Oh my, this Merch looks so good on you!

Have an idea for the cast? Send it our way at 2DTPod@gmail.com!

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