Cat weddings, sea monkeys, goo-tubes, coyote pee, scrambled butt eggs. No, I’m not reciting the dementia ridden scrawlings of my grandma’s shopping list.

We watched Small Soldiers, a super realistic movie about action figures designed with weapon grade military chips that make them sentient.

Giant cats, transdimensional Taco Bells, and Animorphs are all present in this latest drop of Would You Rathers.

You had me at elemental kung-fu kangaroos, but you lost me almost immediately. Warriors of Virtue had potential to be the coolest movie for every twelve year old but continuously drops the ball as if every day is new years eve.

Crack open a fresh bag of robo-turds and fasten your cyber suit as we dive into the underrated Star Kid.

Rachel finally gets her moment to share the things that made her laugh like 20 years ago, but first she must prove her worth.

We check out the most popular funny reviews you’ve definitely read somewhere else.

Should you hit your spouse? What if you hit your spouse? Is it wrong to hit your spouse? All of these are answered in this week’s Am I The A-Hole judgement episode. Also in this episode, red flags, safe foods, and the best DC show you haven’t watched.