This week's expert, Dr Paul Steele, takes a break from smuggling multiphasic isotopes and drinking space Baileys in order to explore Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 4 Episode 8, Little Green Men.

Should Sisko go back in time and start World War 3? Will Quark end up presenting The Apprentice? Should the US military keep better track of their pets? Find out in the eighteenth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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This week's "expert", Dave, rambles on to himself, risking turning into a divorce ghost in order to explore Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 2 Episode 9, Second Sight.

Should Sisko play chess on his own? Where on Deep Space Nine is the best place for a picnic? Is Kang like the Klingon "Smith"? Find out in the seventeenth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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Dave is on Twitter as @hullodave
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This week's returning expert, Dr Dean Burnett, takes a break from uncovering Changeling infiltrators to discuss Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 4 Episode 1, The Way of the Warrior.

Why are Sisko's trousers so stabby? Why is Martok's son so dreadful? What drink is Benjamin? Find out in the sixteenth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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Dave is on Twitter as @hullodave
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This week's returning expert, Simon Feeley, puts on his asymmetric cardigan for a cosy examination of Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 4 Episode 20, The Muse.

Can Odo be romantic enough? How does Sisko deal with space badgers? How would a heavily pregnant Lwaxana Troi do in a game of hide and seek? Find out in the fifteenth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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Dave is on Twitter as @hullodave
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This week's expert, Dan Thomas, uses Trill goo to take out his previous lives and examine Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War using Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 3 Episode 25, Facets.

Does Dax have any actual friends? Does Sisko enjoy fava beans and a nice Chianti? Where's John Glover? Find out in the fourteenth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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Dave is on Twitter as @hullodave
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This week's expert, James Payton, strands himself on a deserted planet to take some time to examine Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War using Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 6 Episode 11, Waltz.

Is Gul Dukat just a bad person because he's being made to get off the couch? Does Sisko's superego have a beard? Do we know they belong together? Forever and ever and ever? Find out in the thirteenth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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Dave is on Twitter as @hullodave
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This week's expert, Dr Vanessa Heggie takes a break from carefully scanning ancient Bajoran postcards to examine Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War using Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 5 Episode 10, Rapture.

Is Sisko allowed to raid Bajoran museums for desk art? Can't all lost cities come with pictures featuring their coordinates? Why can't Dave remember that Louise Fletcher played Kai Winn? Find out in the twelfth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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Dave is on Twitter as @hullodave
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This week's expert, Gabby Hutchinson-Crouch takes a stroll along the promenade to examine Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War using Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 1 Episode 4, A Man Along.

Is Sisko a good dad to his team? Do the crew of DS9 prefer Escape Rooms or Laser Quest? How sexy is tennis? Find out in the eleventh episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

On Twitter as @riker_beard
Dave is on Twitter as @hullodave
Feel free to review (nicely) on Apple Podcasts