Alice and Kris discuss whether Callisto is asexual, lingerie armour, and how much they love each other.

Alice and Kris discuss Teletubbies teleporting us to the Industrial Revolution, gay trams, and Salmoneus's secret stash of human-hair wigs.

Alice and Kris discuss the sexy potential of a fainting couch, whether twenty men in uniform constitute an army, and how a good skincare routine is key to being a successful warlord.

Alice and Kris discuss Karl Urban's cult leader muscles, Kyle MacLachlan's two-meter dick and Lucy Lawless's piercing blue eyes.

Alice and Kris discuss Ancient Greek Mexican dancers, Venus as the ultimate trans goddess, and Gabrielle's similarities with Disney princesses.

Alice and Kris discuss killing people with muffins, bulletproof marshmallows, and whether food play is sexy.

Alice and Kris discuss whether heterosexuality is lethal, afterlife nepo babies, and the urgent need for the death deities to step their pussies up.

Alice and Kris discuss horse hair care, medieval Y2K fashion, and the beauty of Paris Hilton's voice.