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  • # g.o.o.a.t

    # g.o.o.a.t
    2021/04/01
    Sex sells, it’s part and parcel to the homogeny of money driven sexism in the consumption economy and the current lens through which we view commercial sexism is masked with a shuffling of words to justify. We PC the drip but nothing really changes. Lip service at best embodying hollow movements. # sentence meme is not the active solution and nor does it address the rooted, corresponding issues. We need to dream bigger; like if we could reproduce and bottle up the Greatest Orgasm Of All Times, as had by a woman (as a women’s orgasm looks like it feels way better than ours). A pill that you can take to feel the convulsing seeming euphoria a lady’s big-O seems to be and henceforth; the market for chasing and evolving the product that is the Greatest Orgasm Of All Times will trend towards men working to make women come as hard as they possibly can. As opposed to men coming whenever the fuck they want to. #sexsells 2.0 Support this podcast
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  • # load management

    # load management
    2021/03/31
    Have y’all heard of ‘leaning bars’? Apparently in 2017 the Metropolitan Transportation Authority in NYC installed leaning bars. Planks of wood bolted to walls for people to lean on; in the subway stations, getting rid of benches you can sit on. In part I imagine to eliminate places for homeless people to sleep, old news I know. But what struck me is this; we create terminology disguised as dishonest niceties to eliminate questions. ‘Leaning Bar’? What we should them are bars representing our inability to address economic and financial disparity which leads to the phenomenon of socially driven narratives causing realities of division. IE, elements contributing to the roots of racism. Speaking of New York...Brooklyn...Nets...Kyrie Irving; ‘Load Management’ is just a nice way of saying taking a paid day off and cheating your fans because it’s your birthday. Support this podcast
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  • # punch drunk

    # punch drunk
    2021/03/30
    ...And now in the red corner; hailing out of the West End in Vancouver, beautiful British Colombia...the one, the only, Andyyyyyyy...the Chief Hype Officer and Master of Time... Wonggggggg, Wong. Below the Belt is how the financial industry strikes and we are Gluttons for Punishment. All hail the mighty monopolies who through their advertisers censor us, (and BTW, censorship includes the the things we say as a result of what we cannot. We are On The Ropes, our repressers have killer instinct and we are Groggy. We are a bunch of Punch Drunk Palookas...Void of Pluck. Will We Throw in the Towel? Will we be Saved by the Bell? No, Let’s fight! Let’s Rope-a-Dope these Mother Fuckers... One Punch, one Hook, one Jab...at a time. Support this podcast
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  • # decentralize your economy

    # decentralize your economy
    2021/03/29
    This is ‘Acrostic Sentences’, brought to you by ADIDAS, All Day I Dream About SATS. Today’s acrostic sentence is, A.I.D. - T.H.E. - P.O.O.R. AID stands for: Autonomy Is Decentralized. THE: Taxation Heeds Equality (IE: Illicit subsidy taxes supporting over-fishing funded by governments). POOR: People Oblige Orders Recklessly. AID THE POOR is today’s acrostic sentence brought to you by ADIDAS, All Day I Dream About SATS. And don’t forget kids the liberation will not be facilitated with rifles. Because y’all a coupe d’etat is one idea one stretch too far. But a necessary solution to the evolution of Fiat driven pollution must include a zero dilution solution to the incumbent digital revolution. #Decentralize your economy. Keep your suit on son...the revolution is digital. Support this podcast
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  • # what on earth is an NFT?

    # what on earth is an NFT?
    2021/03/28
    Imagine you’re super famous; like won an Oscar famous or like drinking a protein shake in a bikini in Tulum famous or like sex tape famous. Let’s say you make a sex tape and mint it as an NFT; a Non-Fungible-Token, a digital asset. Meaning, it’s hashed sitting on a blockchain as a time stamped verified original, ‘a one of a kind copy’. Based upon the Ethereum smart contract platform in the NFT marketplace you can math-in as the creator of that token that you receive 10% of sales each time that NFT is re-sold. IE; you sell it for a million bucks, next person sells it for two million, you get 10%, perpetually, you get paid. Now...having to pay to jerk off to a celebrity sex video seems to be a truer version of capitalism, doesn’t it? And getting paid for it accordingly seems fair…Humiliation digitally personified memorabilia straight into your crypto wallet. #Redefining Time, Money and Value. Support this podcast
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  • # rise up

    # rise up
    2021/03/27
    ...Your crosswords are... Slow moving Earth denizen? - Vancouver Pedestrians ✅ A.K.A Load Management? - Gag Reflex ✅ A.K.A Unceded Squamish? - Spaghetti Squash ❌ Huge dick, bad at math? - Me ❌ Lube up, bend over and wait? - Governments printing money frivolously ✅ Rise Up... Support this podcast
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  • # coolest Chinese guy on Earth

    # coolest Chinese guy on Earth
    2021/03/26
    Who is currently the coolest Chinese guy on Earth? I don’t know, does he exist? I don’t pay attention to popular culture in China and or Hong Kong, I don’t Tik Tok, I have no idea. Seems the last coolest Chinese brother we had was Bruce Lee. But his mamma is half white, Eurasian. He’s like a Barrack, it doesn’t count. It’s strange we have yet to see a handsome Chinese lead actor score Scarlett Johansson in a Rom/Com. Hollywood does not value the Chinese market like the NBA does. So I ask, who among the Chinese brotherhood is cool enough to dry hump Zendaya in major Hollywood motion picture? Tonight, (I eat) Char Siu Fan and Wonton Mein! Support this podcast
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  • # go F yourself

    # go F yourself
    2021/03/25
    “Hello, Gum Tin Gno...” 🥡 Hi there, I just wanna order some takeout but I got a few questions about one of your dishes, # 69, Garlic Prawns with Snow peas... “Ah...You wan 69?” Yeah just a few questions though, my partner she/her has a caveat towards gluten, GMO gluten I should say, I know you use flour for the finishing sauce, so can we just skip that all together please? Also, I take it your Snow peas aren’t local? Can we substitute for some local vegetable maybe like broccoli but not Chinese broccoli as it tends to come from Mexico these days. Also would you happen to know if your kitchen uses the pre-peeled bulk garlic you buy at Costco? If so can I request you use freshly peeled garlic? My partner she/her has an intolerance to the opposition of freshness. ”Ah Sir, why don you go fuck yourself?” Support this podcast
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