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Earth isn't a safe place for the Fae, but it had to have been safer than staying in Arcadia where some horrible monster was about to end my life . . . right? So, I made a snap decision, opened a portal, and threw myself, Valerian, and Tallin through it. Totally thought that through. There's no way that decision wasn't going to come back to bite me in the butt. Only it did, because now we're stuck here, in London, where my mother used to live.

All stories come to an end, and thankfully this one is very cozy. In the final installment of Dark Lord of the Farmstead, find out what becomes of the Stillwater family. Mild spoilers: it's wholesome.

Cy's story draws to a close. The end comes for us all eventually, but what end we face is in the hands of the Gods. Cy stands at the end of all things with his friends, his fate unknown, his destiny unclear, his gas bill unpaid.

Things are going great! I survived the sabotage of my witch shop and a murder attempt, my business and personal life are thriving, and Ian's estranged half brother and local shifter alpha wants me to make him a dark magic potion. Okay, maybe not that great. Turns out, Hutton has been keeping a huge secret, and he needs dark magic to keep it that way before a group of visiting "friendly" alphas figure out something's up and make a move on his territory.

Barrett Bradshaw was always a bookworm, but no amount of reading would prepare him for his childhood crush turning him into a vampire. Even more absurd, it turns out that he was never fully human at all.

With the Realm fractured, the outlaws of the Iron Ridge are threatened from all sides. Aided by his mentor, Whisper, runaway heir—and newly ordained witch—Rasp Stoneclaw finally has a chance to see more of the world, beyond the ridge. He'd like to survive and keep his wits about him, but the darkness inside him has other ideas . . . including, unfortunately, cannibalism. Meanwhile, Ex-Protector of the Realm Oralia Dawnsight is struggling to come to terms with her new role as a traitor to the broken empire. Once, she dreamed of a glorious retirement.

Fleeing college pressure, Jules heads home to rest, recharge, and figure out a plan before fall break ends. Eager to spend time with her mother and stepfather, there's one presence she's less thrilled about seeing: Red. The sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist Punch was a huge pain in the glass. He'd been getting under her skin for two years now, ever since their parents' wedding day. Red's taste in entertainment and weirdly suggestive commentary were driving her crazy, a destination she was capable of finding all on her own.

The monstrous Void continues to ravage the Prime Kingdoms, leaving one of them in ruins. Dungeons everywhere run amok, and refugees from around the continent flee to find safety. In a desperate attempt to end the chaos, four heroes from the Adventurers' Guild scour the world for its final secrets. Fortunately, they won't fight alone. Their journey so far has earned them loyal allies, from stray bandits to lost peoples and even forgotten gods. The world itself has united against the encroaching Void. But when their opponent is the end of all things . . . that may not be enough.

Reaching the center of the First Floor was supposed to unlock Easy Mode for Dirk. Instead, he finds himself thrust into the center of a conflict that threatens to derail his entire Climb. Welcome to the Hold—a place frozen in time where ancient powerhouses wage an eternal war. Will Dirk choose a side, or will he gamble everything by playing them against each other in a daring bid to emerge as the ultimate victor?

Struggling actress Esther Diamond, whose year got off to a rough start (what with incarceration, unemployment, and mystical death curses), finally catches a break when she lands an acting job. She's hired to reprise her guest role as prostitute Jilly C-Note on The Dirty Thirty, a TV crime drama about depravity and corruption in the New York Police Department. Esther's ex-sometime boyfriend, NYPD's Detective Connor Lopez, hates that show with undying passion - especially after Esther convinces her narcissistic co-star to shadow Lopez on the job....

The Book of Irvine is a fantasy novel of honor, humor, and horror told through the perspectives of Irvine Bucklefoot, Roger Redbottom, and Oulyans Benynreydth. Irvine accepts the contract to smuggle a chest and key for King Whiskers (after a few drinks) and all sorts of prophecies begin to unfold before him....

Ça veut dire quoi, « snooze » ? Snooze, c’est une belle gang de colocs. Ouais, mais qu’est-ce que ça signifie ? C’est une fille qui ARRIVE PAS à se lever À L’HEURE . Peux-tu être plus claire ? C’est une rentrée au cégep qui est une CATASTROPHE. C’est aussi un cochon nain qui se dédouble. C’est un groupe d’amis qui finit par se retrouver à la rue. Bref, c’est un appart où il se passe ben des affaires, quoi ! OK, j’ai rien compris. Voilà : c’est pas mal ça, Snooze ! Pis au pire, t’as qu’à lire la série. Je te GARANTIS que tu t’ennuieras pas…

Sarah Wright has a job to die for. She never asked for it, never even filled out an application. To be fair, she didn’t ask to die either. Ever since she woke up as a vampire, she only wanted to unlive in as ordinary a way as possible. Alas, the realities of undeath and awakening to the greater existence of the supernatural made certain demands of the family. Now Sarah runs errands for the vampire boss of Seattle. It isn’t such a bad gig when she’s not being shot at, chased, clawed up, thrown around, or scrambling to keep her family safe.

Bloodwraith was a villain who hated adventurers until he found himself transferred into the body of one. Trapped without his magic, he discovered that alien beings were using his reality as a game...and he had just become a player. Teaming up with a glitched NPC and other adventurers, he has no choice but to learn the truth about himself and his world. Finally free of obligations, Bloodwraith can recover his necromancy and strike back against the beings controlling his world. Little does he know that one of them is now hunting for him: His old adventurer nemesis is still alive.

Dave Smith is having a bad day, week, month, maybe even year. Freshly unemployed, facing eviction, and now he's been transported to a fantasy world. A wish come true for many a geek, if only he hadn't died less than a day after he arrived. Now trapped in this fantasy realms version of purgatory, he faces the prospect of trying to navigate a new existence as a dungeon. That wouldn't be so bad, except ending dungeons seems to be the path out for many of the other denizens of these Proving Grounds.

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Мне, иномирянке Алисе, выпала ужасная миссия—поступить в Высшую Военную школу, которой руководит чудовище. Милорд Рагар. Младший принц, воплощённый дракон и поборник традиций—тех самых, что запрещают девушкам практически всё. Я иду на отбор вместо взбалмошной аристократки, и мечтаю только об одном—не стать завтраком.

Оказаться в другом мире, скоропостижно выйти замуж за эльфа и узнать, что я фея и меня переместили сюда для борьбы с драконом—к такому жизнь меня не готовила. Дракона тоже. Но настоящие проблемы начались, когда меня похитил король горгулов. Берегись, Гарсиан, я феячу!

Это был потрясающий сон. У меня в жизни никогда не было такого красавчика! Правда, совершенства в мире нет даже во сне. Красавчик оказался самовлюбленным хамом и страдал помесью мании величия и шизофрении. Причем обе половины худшие. Он снился мне целую неделю.

The dungeon is surrounded, the refugees have made it to safety, but...they need food, water, space to recover and rest, and none of these things come cheap. That cost must be paid in mana. Mike and Kelly were sent to bring reinforcements from the park, but they're walking into a meatgrinder, one that will strip the life from them, then raise them to besiege those they love. Matt has only one chance...lead the refugees, forge them anew into a force that can face the undead, in their tens of thousands.