Shoh diu y podcast, Abbyr Shen Reesht, as y cheayrt shoh ta meeryn ass three claare er-nyn-son, as 'syn aght cadjin ain ta shin goaill toshiaght lesh cooishyn Daniel Quayle ass y chlaare echey, 'Kiaull as Cooish', ga nagh vel caa dooin clashtyn y kiaull ass yn chlaare shen, vees goll er jannoo eddyr yn BBC as Radio Vannin as ta ry chlashtyn fastyr Jeheiney eddyr 5.00pm as 6.00pm er Radio Vannin AM1368.

KIAULL AS COOISH

'Kiaull as Cooish' marish Daniel Quayle.

Va'n Greinneyder, Ruth Keggin Gell, 'sy teyrlann marish Phil Gawne son 'Goll as Gaccan', lesh fys mychione y Chooish, vees jannoo ard-eailley jeh'n Ghaelg, as nee shen goll er cummal mleeaney veih'n 6oo gys yn 10oo Mee Houney. Ren Robert cur daue chaghteraght, shirrey chyndaays jeh raa giare, as ta shin clashtyn Phil gra shen; agh eisht v'ad smooinaghtyn mychione jannoo cass-ockle jeh, as myr shoh ta shin clashtyn Ruth gra y cass-ockle shen roish my vees Phil gra eh. As er yn oyr dy row shoh giare dy liooar, ren mee coip jeh ny vees Phil dy ghra, dy vel shin clashtyn eh daa cheayrt, as ren mee shen lesh dagh raa; as eer lurg shen v'eh foast giare dy liooar, myr shoh ta shin clashtyn y clane job lot daa cheayrt ayns shoh.

GOLL AS GACCAN

Phil Gawne as Ruth Keggin Gell ayns 'Goll as Gaccan', as chyndaays as cass-ockle er-nyn-son.

As myr shoh gys episode elley ass yn chyndaays 'sy Ghaelg jeh Dracula liorish Bram Stoker, ta ry chlastyn shiaghtin er shiaghtin ayns 'Claare ny Gael', as dy jarroo ta shin cheet gys jerrey y lioar shen nish. Ta'n Olloo Van Helsing cheet dy ve boirit mychione stayd Mina Harker choud's t'ad tayrn er-gerrey da Cashtal Dracula. T'ee ny cadley as ny cadley as cha nod eh doostey ee, myr shoh t'eh smooinaghtyn dy beagh eie mie eh, eshyn tannaghtyn dooisht – agh she raad liauyr dy liooar t'ad dy gholl.

CLAARE NY GAEL

Memorandum liorish Abraham Van Helsing da'n Er-lhee John Seward

Ta mee smooinaghtyn dy vel mee hene ceau saveen, son doaltattymagh ta mee gennaghtyn kyndid, myr dy beagh red ennagh er ve jeant aym; ta mee gennaghtyn mee hene soie seose dy jeeragh, lesh ny streeanyn ayns my laue, as ny cabbil vie dridal, dridal rhymboo, kiart myr v'ad rieau. Ta mee jeeaghyn neose as ta mee feddyn y Ven-seyr Mina foast ny cadley. Cha nee foddey eh nish veih traa yn lhie-ghreiney, as harrish y niaghtey ta soilshey ny greiney roie gollrish thooilley mooar buigh, dy vel shin ceau scadoo mooar liauyr er y voayl ta'n slieau troggal seose cho eaynagh. Son ta shin goll seose, as seose; as ta ooilley oh! cho feie as creggagh, myr dy beagh eh jerrey yn theihll.

Eisht ta mee doostey y Ven-seyr Mina. Y cheayrt shoh t'ee doostey gyn monney doilleeid, as eisht ta mee cur eab er cur saveen urree fo hypnosis. Agh cha nel ee goaill saveen, myr nagh beign ayn. Foast ta mee geabey as geabey, derrey doaltattymagh ta mee feddyn ish as mee hene ayns dorraghys; myr shoh ta mee jeeaghyn mygeayrt, as feddyn magh dy vel y ghrian er n'gholl sheese. Ta'n Ven-seyr Mina garaghtee, as ta mee çhyndaa as jeeaghyn urree. T'ee lane-ghooisht nish, as t'ee jeeaghyn cho mie as nagh ren mee fakin ee rieau neayr's yn oie shen ayns Carfax tra hoshiaght ta shin goll stiagh ayns thie y Chount. Ta yindys orrym, as ta mee gyn aash eisht; agh t'ee cho gennal as meiygh as smooinaghtagh ass-my-lieh dy vel mee jarrood dy chooilley aggle. Ta mee foaddey aile, er y fa ta shin er chur-lesh bart dy fuygh marin, as t'ee gaarlaghey bee choud's ta mish lhiggey seyr ny cabbil as cur ad, kianglt fo fastee, dy assaghey. Eisht tra ta mee çheet back gys yn aile ta'n shibber aym aarloo eck. Ta mee goll dy chooney lhee; agh t'ee mongey, as ginsh dou dy vel ee er n'ee hannah—dy row ee cho accryssagh nagh dod ee fuirraghtyn. Cha mie lhiam eh, as ta ouryssyn tromey aym; agh ta mee goaill aggle roish agglaghey ee, as myr shoh ta mee gyn fockle jeh. T'ee cooney lhiam as ta mee gee my lomarcan; as eisht ta shin filley...