Burnt out? Over it? Quiet quitting isn’t a vibe—it’s a goddamn survival tactic. In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite queer trio drags toxic hustle culture through the mud and lights it on fire with a scented candle from Target.

We’re talking burnout, boundaries, and the sacred art of doing exactly what you're paid for (and not a damn thing more). From millennial trauma responses to Gen Z's refusal to answer emails after 6pm, we break down why overachieving is out and self-preservation is in.

Featuring chaotic ER stories, unsolicited career advice, and hot takes that'll make your HR manager sweat—this episode is a love letter to everyone who’s ever fake-smiled through a performance review and cried in the supply closet.

Soundbite of the week:

“You’re not quiet quitting—you’re loudly surviving in a capitalist hellscape.”

Press play, take a breath, and remember: your job is not your personality, babe.
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Listen wherever podcasts are streamed. Your sanity depends on it.

Darlings, welcome to the sparkliest breakdown you didn’t know you needed. In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re diving into the rhinestone-studded rabbit hole of pop culture escapism — where love is blind, drag queens reign supreme, and Lady Gaga is our patron saint of serotonin.

We dish on the current state of reality TV (spoiler: it’s a mess and we love it), mourn the soul of modern music, and scream respectfully about how award shows lost their sparkle. Plus, we serve nostalgia with a side of MTV chaos, a sprinkle of Mean Girls quotes, and just a pinch of Broadway drama.

It’s camp, it’s chaos, it’s catharsis.

🎤 Featuring:
💅 Shady Drag Race critiques
📺 Love Is Blind meltdown recaps
🎭 Gen Z slang that makes us feel elderly
🎶 Gaga’s glorious comeback
✨ And more sparkling hot takes than a Broadway curtain call

Listen now and escape the hellscape one pop culture delusion at a time.
And don’t be shy — like, follow, rate, and share drop your fav artist, movie, or chaotic pop culture moment in the comments. We might just roast it lovingly in the next episode 💅

In this darkly funny episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re diving headfirst into queer friendships—from ghosted group chats to toxic besties. Ever feel like maintaining friendships is a full-time job? Wonder why your BFF vanished faster than your latest Tinder match? We unpack hilarious tales of ghosting, friendship red flags, and toxic dynamics straight from our own messy experiences.

Join us as we tackle codependency, boundary-setting, and the millennial debate on having kids—all with humor and brutal honesty. Grab your favorite drink, settle in, and laugh your way through the chaos of friendship breakups.

Remember: “It’s not that deep.” Or is it? Tune in now!