Burnt out? Over it? Quiet quitting isn’t a vibe—it’s a goddamn survival tactic. In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite queer trio drags toxic hustle culture through the mud and lights it on fire with a scented candle from Target.

We’re talking burnout, boundaries, and the sacred art of doing exactly what you're paid for (and not a damn thing more). From millennial trauma responses to Gen Z's refusal to answer emails after 6pm, we break down why overachieving is out and self-preservation is in.

Featuring chaotic ER stories, unsolicited career advice, and hot takes that'll make your HR manager sweat—this episode is a love letter to everyone who’s ever fake-smiled through a performance review and cried in the supply closet.

Soundbite of the week:

“You’re not quiet quitting—you’re loudly surviving in a capitalist hellscape.”

Press play, take a breath, and remember: your job is not your personality, babe.
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Listen wherever podcasts are streamed. Your sanity depends on it.

Darlings, welcome to the sparkliest breakdown you didn’t know you needed. In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re diving into the rhinestone-studded rabbit hole of pop culture escapism — where love is blind, drag queens reign supreme, and Lady Gaga is our patron saint of serotonin.

We dish on the current state of reality TV (spoiler: it’s a mess and we love it), mourn the soul of modern music, and scream respectfully about how award shows lost their sparkle. Plus, we serve nostalgia with a side of MTV chaos, a sprinkle of Mean Girls quotes, and just a pinch of Broadway drama.

It’s camp, it’s chaos, it’s catharsis.

🎤 Featuring:
💅 Shady Drag Race critiques
📺 Love Is Blind meltdown recaps
🎭 Gen Z slang that makes us feel elderly
🎶 Gaga’s glorious comeback
✨ And more sparkling hot takes than a Broadway curtain call

Listen now and escape the hellscape one pop culture delusion at a time.
And don’t be shy — like, follow, rate, and share drop your fav artist, movie, or chaotic pop culture moment in the comments. We might just roast it lovingly in the next episode 💅

In this darkly funny episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re diving headfirst into queer friendships—from ghosted group chats to toxic besties. Ever feel like maintaining friendships is a full-time job? Wonder why your BFF vanished faster than your latest Tinder match? We unpack hilarious tales of ghosting, friendship red flags, and toxic dynamics straight from our own messy experiences.

Join us as we tackle codependency, boundary-setting, and the millennial debate on having kids—all with humor and brutal honesty. Grab your favorite drink, settle in, and laugh your way through the chaos of friendship breakups.

Remember: “It’s not that deep.” Or is it? Tune in now!

Rent, debt, and overpriced pork chops—welcome to another episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, where your hosts Shaun, Carissa, and Peter tackle the financial dumpster fire that's slowly roasting us alive.

Join us as we dive deep into the reality of skyrocketing rent prices (spoiler: it's terrifying), the elusive concept of "cost of living," and uncover the hidden reality behind the "gay tax"—those extra costs queer folks face simply for existing. We’ve got all the stats, sass, and salty jokes you need.

Highlights include:

• The Price is Wrong: Guess what state has the highest and lowest housings costs.

• Oreos, Our One True Love: A surprisingly passionate sidebar on why we'll sacrifice just about anything except our beloved Oreos.

• Tariffs on Penguins? Yeah, even we couldn't make this shit up.

Tune in, laugh through the existential dread, and remember: we're all just one missed rent payment away from hosting an OnlyFans dedicated solely to reviewing sandwich cookies.

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Welcome to the Beginning of the End (and Also, the Beginning of This Podcast)

It’s finally happening. The world might be spiraling, but we figured—why not spiral with it… together? Welcome to the very first episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, the podcast where three queer millennials (who should be in therapy but chose podcasting instead) sip cocktails/mocktails and overshare about everything from existential dread to dating trauma. 🍸

In our glorious debut, your hosts pull back the curtain and reveal who the heck we are, why this podcast exists, and what delicious chaos you can expect each week. Spoiler: it's unhinged in the best way.

💀 In this episode, we tackle:The rise and fall (and fall again) of online datingWhy no one is actually normal on dating apps (seriously—where are the emotionally stable people hiding?)What this podcast actually is and why we thought it was a good idea (jury’s still out)This is the episode where it all begins: the laughs, the rants, the existential spirals, and the very gay, very millennial attempts at finding meaning, connection, and a good Wi-Fi signal in a collapsing society.

Who TF Are We?

Glad you asked. Meet the trio behind the mic:

🥑 Carissa – A sharp-tongued, soft-hearted chaos gremlin with a caffeine addiction stronger than her WiFi signal. She’s the one who’ll hype you up, make you cry-laugh, and also text you memes at 2 am. high-protein When she's not podcasting or teaching the elderly to squat, she's probably up in the gym working on her fitness, trying a new high-protein recipe, or ranting passionately.

🌶️ Shaun – Warm, thoughtful, and a little bit petty (the fun kind). Resident storyteller and chaotic-neutral of the group, Shaun’s voice is like a soft queer hug wrapped in sarcasm. With stories for days and opinions for miles, Shaun firmly believes sarcasm counts as a love language and probably has a whole note in his phone just titled “men.” When not on mic, Shaun can most likely be found watching one of the many iterations of Drag Race, perfecting yet another playlist, or convincing themselves that watching TikTok for three hours straight counts as "research."

🍸 Peter – Dry humor meets emotional depth. Peter will casually drop a fire one-liner while unpacking the institutional decay of modern romance. You’ll laugh. You’ll feel seen. You’ll question everything—and then go right back to texting your situationship. With a knack for turning awkwardness into charm, Peter balances out the trio with a dash of logic and a heavy dose of sass. He's equal parts pop-culture enthusiast and tech guru, and his ideal day involves good food, good drinks, and filling our group chat with unhinged Instagram reels.

Together, we’re just three queers with mics, some strong opinions, and a group chat that should never be made public. We’re here to unpack identity, friendship, dating disasters, culture, late-stage capitalism, and the many flavors of modern queer life—with humor, honesty, and at least one reference to Drag Race per episode.

Whether you're LGBTQIA+, millennial, Gen Z (we love you, despite your ruthless roasting), or anyone just tired of pretending adulthood makes sense, this podcast is for you. Join the chaos, humor, and genuine conversations as Carissa, Shaun, and Peter attempt to adult—or at least convincingly fake it until their Uber Eats arrives.

So grab your comfort beverage of choice, throw on your emotional support hoodie, and put your phone on Do Not Disturb—unless you’re waiting on that Bumble match to text back. 👀

We're just getting started, and trust us—you don't want to miss the end of the world with anyone else.

💬 Tell us your worst date app story or what YOU think the gay agenda should include. Slide into our DMs—we’re lonely. JK (unless…)

Follow us everywhere (because we’re adorable and mildly unhinged): Linked in profile.New episodes drop weekly—subscribe, follow, and get ready for a ride through the end of the world (or just Monday). Welcome aboard!