Are you ever going to text me?

This episode gets a little verklempt.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.

Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt.

Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals.

Jason boldly accuses Spielberg of being a hack.

It's a stupid cartoon, but it chokes Joseph up every time.

All complaints regarding this episode should go to Jason@crispycoatedrobots.com

Dogs proves to be the emotional Achilles heel to guys watching movies.

Which femme fatal was wrongfully omitted from the femme fatal episode?

What movie does the Meeker household find entertainment in watching Jason cry?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode doesn’t like taking naps.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies.

I’m Joseph Johnson. I’m an AV man.

Prozac and Skittles

I misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box.

The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide.

The power of the ham sandwich!

Oh, Bother!

Why do bums have amazing hair?

What does Taoism have to do with Poo? More importantly, who cares?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies.

But the ass is real.

Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan.

Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie.

Jason takes offense at Joseph for taking a "dinosaur dump" on one of his selections.

Sheena or Beastmaster?

What do YOU mean, "you people"?