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You'll poke your eye out with this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make their naughty and nice list of the best Santa movie.

Out just in time for all the Christmas parties: Jason's Runaway Tire caught on video.

It's the Santa Claus version of Die Hard.

Joseph contests the idea of a female Santa Claus (But, he does think they can be funny).

Jim gets and early Christmas with an Earnest movie finally making it on the list.

Half of that is from me!

There's only one rule in Santa Club: if you kill Santa, you become Santa.

Why does Ed Asner make a great Santa?

Which actor's portrayal of Santa specialized in the Mrs. Beasley doll?

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This episode is the 300th episode, and it's not about Spartans (talk about a missed opportunity).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph feast on some of the best themed televised and cinematic Thanksgivings.

Jason Meeker: Car without lugnuts.

Tofu turkey. No, thank you.

You want the bird? Go in the alley and eat the bird.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Jim performs a holiday tradition of doing an Al Pacino impression.

What movie does Robert Downey Jr. have no memory of being in?

What's wrong with the dark meat? Why don't you eat the dark meat?

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This episode is number 299. That's a lot of episodes.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph work their way through the best movies that take place in the woods.

Get these MF'n snakes out of my MF'n bathroom!

Sshhh! Pretend like you're asleep.

Crime is the disease, and he's the cure.

Joseph still has a neck injury from watching Hunger Games from the first row.

Bear rape!

Jim has a special set of skills. He will impersonate anyone mentioned on the show.

Jason and Joseph estimate their duration of living in the 1830s Canadian wilderness is less than fifteen minutes.

Joseph refuses to dance like a monkey for Jason.

Jason almost makes it to his 100th episode before getting his first pity vote.

Will there ever be a "classic" podcast series?

Which character used his sweat like Gillette?

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This episode will age like fine wine... and then turn to vinegar.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay tribute to the best performances by septuagenarians and octogenarians (that's old people to you and me).

He's not only a great actor, but he rocks a very hairy chest.

But you're never going to win this case Frank, you died.

Jason gives out parenting advice on raising your child with iconic Jack Palance lines.

She could take a punch, but not a stool.

Amazingly, Morgan Freeman gets impersonated the most in the show without receiving a single nomination.

Whose mother was a toaster and granddaughter was a stripper?

Which actor missed being nominated for a hat trick of performances by one year?

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This episode doesn't know what Vern means.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recommend some of their favorite Halloween cinematic treats.

Hagrid Lebowski

There's nothing I want to do for seven hours.

Jason's curfew wouldn't let him do the time warp.

Rabid zombies are much scarier than lumbering zombies.

Once again, "Three more days to Halloween. Halloween. Halloween."

Jim makes another plea for people to acknowledge that there was a sequel to Psycho. Seriously people. No joke.

Joseph and Jason ponder the awkward conversations that take place the day after a purge.

The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is they're dead.

What horror classic villain can be impersonated with a couple of butter knives?

What's the ring? Better yet, what's a VHS tape?

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This episode should be listened to in its entirety before listening to any recommended albums on this week's list.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide the listeners with a stellar list of albums to listen to on a road trip.

Jason makes a controversial pitch for the English F1 McLaren team to become the McLaren Matadors.

Joseph and Jason complain about going blind in their old age.

Peg!!!!! Now do it a third note higher.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot returns to the show, and it's still a very unfunny comedy.

The band Rush is going on tour again. They will be using Jim's new lyrics for Red Barchetta.

The band Yes gets snubbed for more Speaking in Tongues.

What Yacht-Rock album is great to listen to while on the road?

What mega album hit did Dave Coulier inspire?