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This episode doesn't allow wired coat hangers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph find the best cinematic villains who never killed anyone.

Jason has no patience to "gorge" himself, but still considers himself a "fat dragon".

Jim makes money hussling Jack Johnson tunes.

Joseph admits to being sympathetic to abusing students.

Zuckerberg... just a bad guy.

They make impressions the old-fashioned way... they earn it.

Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Prediction ... pain.

He had too much time on his hands to try to keep one local kid down.

What is the scariest thing in a high school?

Why did Mego make a Mr. Mxyzptlk figure? (And why did Joseph have one?)

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This episode is free if it finishes in 30 minutes or less!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph slice up some of their favorite cinematic pizza scenes.

It was the best of Cage and the worst of Cage.

Jim plays another marathon concert without a bathroom break.

No one ever said if Sal's pizza was any good.

Dude!!! Sweet!!!

Best pizza in a cup (not available at Wurstfest)

Boss, you're delicious.

Learning about Cuba and having some food.

Why no brothers on the wall?

What's the name of the fake movie in Home Alone?

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This episode never has to practice

Jason, Jim, and Joseph have fun naming some of their favorite TV episodes that parody iconic movie scenes.

Jason takes pride in actually working on his list.

Joseph still has an issue with Oliver North.

Banger in the mouth!

Cape Feare (yes, with an E)

Dr. Roth - "Forget everything I said..."

The Magic Loogie

Somehow, Jim squeezes in impressions from Copland, which has nothing to do with this episode.

Who is responsible for losing the legendary JK/BJ Television video project?

What is done to a stuffed giraffe?

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This show keeps an eye on the ball. (Insert Groan)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite ball scenes in movies and TV.

Jason is a beautiful, beautiful glitter boy.

Jim gets all chocked up on reminiscing over one of his favorite Hugh Jackman scenes.

Joseph is a sucker for a good story about a man and his ball.

Mom always says, "Never play ball in the house".

The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!

Wonder Boy!

What was something that suddenly came up?

Who has the coolest rose bowling ball?

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This episode had a chance, and it BLEW IT!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph called some of the favorite corrupt cops in movies and TV.

Jason warns Joseph about yelling at AI

Jim provides more of his vast knowledge about all things related to Star Trek.

Mexican Charlton Heston, "¡Ay, Dios mío!"

Jason confuses the "bad cop" concept with Cop Rock.

All you need is a bunch of Playmates to make a classic film for Jim.

It made a great movie and a great high school play in Rushmore.

Paying back the Russian mob is an honorable trait.

Who knew Strech Cunningham was so corrupt?

When did Pacino develop a southern accent?

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This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms.

Night mowing is back!!!

More dumb stuff.

I don't care for Gob.

Damn, damn, damn!!!

Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression.

What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV?

What is a Cowsill?

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This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles.

Tupperware and breast enhancement pills.

Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle

He's a nice Jewish superhero.

Get away, Nerd!

It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K.

Using a snow shovel to make a giant pancake is the best!

Which TV Uncle creeped out Joseph?

What am I gonna' do all day, sit around and fart into the couch cushions?

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This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees. (And you better not change it!)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships.

Jason has no idea how DTF ends.

No saving a cat and hurting a dog.

Jim stays awake for the entire episode.

That hack, Taylor Swift.

That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes.

Jason reveals a new infatuation with Rashida Jones.

Gustafson, I put a fish in your car!

Intergalactic incest!

Flibertyjibbet is used once again in the podcast. Guess who says it?

Did you bop her balogna?