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This episode had a chance, and it BLEW IT!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph called some of the favorite corrupt cops in movies and TV.

Jason warns Joseph about yelling at AI

Jim provides more of his vast knowledge about all things related to Star Trek.

Mexican Charlton Heston, "¡Ay, Dios mío!"

Jason confuses the "bad cop" concept with Cop Rock.

All you need is a bunch of Playmates to make a classic film for Jim.

It made a great movie and a great high school play in Rushmore.

Paying back the Russian mob is an honorable trait.

Who knew Strech Cunningham was so corrupt?

When did Pacino develop a southern accent?

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This episode is three ply tough, and we're glad.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay homage to their favorite TV moms.

Night mowing is back!!!

More dumb stuff.

I don't care for Gob.

Damn, damn, damn!!!

Jim goes off the rails with his Tom Bosley impression.

What's the dirtiest joke ever said on TV?

What is a Cowsill?

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This episode is officially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Cherry Bounce!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout outs to their favorite TV and movie uncles.

Tupperware and breast enhancement pills.

Jim recalls sharing fruit with the Fresh Prince of Bellair's uncle

He's a nice Jewish superhero.

Get away, Nerd!

It was just a bad idea to give Billy 8K.

Using a snow shovel to make a giant pancake is the best!

Which TV Uncle creeped out Joseph?

What am I gonna' do all day, sit around and fart into the couch cushions?

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This episode is set to a consistent 75 degrees. (And you better not change it!)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the complicated and complex relationships of their favorite love triangle relationships.

Jason has no idea how DTF ends.

No saving a cat and hurting a dog.

Jim stays awake for the entire episode.

That hack, Taylor Swift.

That wet blanket, Ashley Wilkes.

Jason reveals a new infatuation with Rashida Jones.

Gustafson, I put a fish in your car!

Intergalactic incest!

Flibertyjibbet is used once again in the podcast. Guess who says it?

Did you bop her balogna?

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This episode dances with the devil in the pale moon light.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph celebrate the remarkable career of Jack Nicholson with a list of his top five characters.

So many great characters. So many bad impressions.

Jason raves about his latest binge, Big Mistakes.

She looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest.

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

That's a nice suit.

Sam! You're my number one guy!

Joseph goes against the Brady fans and declares Joe Montana as the GOAT.

Jim and Joseph admit to not getting the big deal made about Chinatown.

(How could they leave Chinatown off this list?!?!)

How many Oscar nominations has Nicholson earned?

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This episode is for all you "little brains".

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give shout-outs to their funniest, dramatic actors.

The diarrhea scene showed his commitment to comedy.

Yes. We think you're amusing. Especially when you try to say the word "youths".

Don't call him Shirley.

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

Sharting makes it back to the episode.

The brown-stained jeans was the scariest thing Jim remembers about The Cell.

Which obvious choice doesn't make the circle of trust or the list?

Which Nazi surprised Joseph with how funny he is?

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This episode socks! (Sorry for the bad pun)

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put together a list of their favorite movie and television scenes that feature socks.

Jason gets mugged!

Jim complains about not having any socks without holes from his dog.

Archie was right. You have to put your socks on first before putting on your shoes.

Code 2319!

Jim critiques two iconic film franchises that he has not seen.

Sticky bomb socks.

I like to treat my feet as individuals.

Joseph has some PTSD from being ridiculed for wearing his socks too high.

The guys all admit to sliding (and crashing into things) in their house.

Were Forrest Gump's socks also magical?

Is a stocking a sock?

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Breaker! Breaker! This episode really gets annoying with CB chatter.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph bust out some of their favorite trucker-themed movies and television shows.

Peaky Blinders - A company that installs blinds.

Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips! Fish and Chips!

Joseph Johnson, not impressed.

Mrs. Meeker was completely offended by the language used over the CBs.

Jason is still saddened by Jim's refusal to watch Mad Max: Fury Road.

Jason has a very low bar for getting together with Charlize Theron.

Will Shelley Winters survive?

What was BJ's beef with the Bear?