Your two fave cis men talk about how to read poetry, how Hay threw a wheelchair user in a pool per his request, and Small Talk might actually be Big Talk, how we thought we’d have a YouTube up by now, how we’ll do K for Patreon, how we keep leaning too far back on our background fabric and almost tearing it down.

Let’s be honest, we had Camirin Farmer (God Vessel, Netflix) on the pod this week so we talked a lot about space and time and the STARS. The amount of times Sammy and Hay got the chills, it’s a lot! We also talk about Cam’s start in comedy in Baltimore, Charli XCX, top surgery. We’re just such fans of Cam’s and if you don’t know them you will be too after this episode.

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We also had a few technical difficulties this episode. Don’t yell at us, we're nonbinary (angel emoji. Can we actually put in an angel emoji here?)

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Hay is writing this description to say they were kinda sick that day - so if this one has less screaming energy, you understand. However what we DO have this week is Sammy’s birthday in the Chicago rain, a 2-years late review of the movie Bros, the cultural value of talking shit, Sammy forgetting a guy they fuct, and somehow even more details on Lake Dick. We FINALLY get into the The Great Civil War of the Podcast (Taylor Alison Swift).

We’re joined this week by drag queen, comedian and accidental muralist Nic Scheppard (@verygayclown, @trudy.tective, @verygaypaint). We talk about the differences between the two genders (drag and comedy and clown), LGBTQAnon, Hay meeting a woman who got bit by a bat on 4th of July, how smoking cigarettes is about taking a break, and demand that you dance as well as you can with your dad. HIRE VERY GAY PAINT TO MURAL YOUR HOME. YOU CAN PROBABLY AFFORD IT.

This episode is a classic “Just the Boys” joint and this week they’re on Mountain time, baby! Sammy went back home to Albuquerque and had an encounter with a very cranky wheelchair user. Hay gets absolutely bamboozled by the internal terminals of LAX and misses their flight to Denver. They even talk about the ART of stand up comedy. Is this the episode where the boys get canceled for being ableist to dogs? Let’s find out.

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Skyler Higley (Vulture's Comics to Watch 2024, Conan, @ftermidnight, The Onion) joins us on the pod this week as our treasured first straight guest… or is he??? Listen to find out. ;)

The Discourse this week includes therapy (again), famous clowns vs. famous stand ups, The Olympics, break dancing mad, uggos, the trick that we all use that was invented by Obama, the main law in Chicago. All in all we had a lovely time with our friend Skyler.'

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https://www.vulture.com/article/best-new-comedians-2024-stand-up-sketch-improv.html

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Part 2 cuz we don’t know how to have a guest and not talk for an hour and forty minutes yet. Ur gonna love our (now untimely) Kamala VP picks, Bailey’s literal angel work with Man Camp, hearing about Hay cast an nonbinary influence on a very lesbian production, and how angry men get at Bailey on the internet.

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The boys are joined by their first guest, esteemed best friend of the pod Bailey Norton. And thank god for that. Sammy goes to Arizona, Hay is still an Orphan, Bailey is ghosting her therapist. The discourse includes: John Mayer doing standup, the first perverts to ever book us, the genders of malls, Lex dot com, and the meaning of being Average.

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