Donald Trump sold us out and I lost my dad. That's all I've got this week. Go tell the people you love that you love them. Especially your parents, if you can. Life is shorter than you think.

I am off the grid for Episode 15 because I'm skipping town due to a family emergency, so you get short and hot takes about a few dumb stories. The City of Huntington Beach spent a whole bunch of tax dollars on an MAGA plaque at their library. I also take a quick tour through stories like the Nebraska opossum that got herself sick after breaking into a house and binging on an entire chocolate cake. We FEEL you. We really do. Congratulations to Bigfoot, who became California's official cryptid this week. We have questions, too. A woman paid a dear price for a couple selfies. And if there is someone you love in your life, go tell them. Do it now.

As my grandmother said, Happy Valentime's Day from The Dumbest Story of the Week! Episode 14 has got everything. Check it! Nothing can stop rock & roll, except maybe fatbergs. Teslas are getting vandalized nationwide. I wonder why. California's glory hole is magnificent. The Gulf of Amexico has an identity crisis, but it will always be The Sears Tower to us. RFK Jr. gets a new gig that will affect tens of millions of people, no thanks to polio survivor Senator Mitch McConnell. Exactly where is a bridge too far for Republicans? Here's a hint: It exists only in their front yards. And President Musk teaches Donald Trump an important lesson. Who's your daddy, Donny?