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  • Episode 100: Drunk Donuts, Taking Out Los Angeles, Live Streaming Death, No Nobel For You, Banning Books, RIP Ditka, and more

    Episode 100: Drunk Donuts, Taking Out Los Angeles, Live Streaming Death, No Nobel For You, Banning Books, RIP Ditka, and more
    2026/10/10
    It's the 100th episode of The Dumbest Story of the Week! The mile-high self-love club. Drunken donuts. Texas loves banning books, because banning things always makes them less popular. The Pentagon will be live Streaming an execution. By firing squad. But you can’t watch Stephen Colbert. Yikes. The man who started a seven-month-long two-week war with Iran misses his Nobel Prize chance yet again and then throws sand at the winner. My hometown is best big city in the U.S. of A. Have they been there in January? ICE goons shoot yet another human being. Dogs help you sleep, and cats may give you parasites. Just saying. Ditka goes to the Great Soldier Field in the sky. Dennis Hastert learns about hell. Trump wants Iran to “take out” Los Angeles and San Diego, and he doesn’t mean to dinner. In the post predictable thing all year, Karoline Leavitt joins the Fox so-called News team. Her replacement is also blonde. Artificial Intelligence remains artificial. Trump both does and does not want you to vote by mail. Do Hispanics bounce? RIP to The Grandmother Tree. Kids love YouTube. Doritos are getting more expensive. Again. Vegetables just ain’t what they used to be. No. Really. And so much more.
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    39 分
  • Episode 99: Frat Boys Will Be Frat Boys, A Classic GOP Self-Own, SupercalifragilisticArtificialIntelligence, Gen-X Boozehounds, Front Row Joes Find The Exit, and more

    Episode 99: Frat Boys Will Be Frat Boys, A Classic GOP Self-Own, SupercalifragilisticArtificialIntelligence, Gen-X Boozehounds, Front Row Joes Find The Exit, and more
    2026/10/02
    Would you look at that! It’s episode 99. On the precipice of our 100 episode of The Dumbest Story of the Week, we’ve got a classic Republican self-own that will live in delightful infamy. Men, Bears, and the Cornell Seven, or: frat boys will be frat boys. After following him around the country and voting for him three times, some of Donald Trump’s ‘Front Row Joes’ finally see the light and find the exit. And I want my name back. Rebranding AI as SuperCalifragilisticArtificialIntelligence. Most generations are drinking less, but not the boozehounds in Gen-X. Trump makes a (likely illegal) colossal ad buy on our dime with ominous campaign ads disguised as Public Service Announcements. Major League Baseball wants to play ball in a National Park. And so much more.
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    24 分
  • Episode 98: Banning The News, Karl Rove Goes Blue, Judge Judy Is A Bigot, Furry Pilots, Tucker Carlson VS. NPR, AI Actresses, Cheese Boycotts, The Best Worst Guard Dog, and more

    Episode 98: Banning The News, Karl Rove Goes Blue, Judge Judy Is A Bigot, Furry Pilots, Tucker Carlson VS. NPR, AI Actresses, Cheese Boycotts, The Best Worst Guard Dog, and more
    2026/09/26
    Banning the news. Karl Rove goes Blue. As it turns out, Judge Judy Is a Bigot. LAX’s People Mover isn’t moving people. Tommy Tuberville wants you to be very afraid of furry pilots. Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene have a crisis of their suddenly functional consciences. After watching Waymo cars, do you trust AI air traffic control? Halal cheese means cheese boycotts. An AI actress named Tilly Norwood can speak Cantonese no problem. Trump’s Triumphal Arch will also be a sniper HQ. Trump makes a fool of himself at the United Nations. The best worst guard dog. And so much more.
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    28 分
  • Episode 97: Ed Sheeran Waffles On Genocide, Don’t Vandalize The Still-Dead Charlie Kirk’s Statue, James Talarico Is A Trans Traitor, East-Winging The Kennedy Center, Kash Patel Explains Bestiality, Rebooting Lonesome Dove, and more

    Episode 97: Ed Sheeran Waffles On Genocide, Don’t Vandalize The Still-Dead Charlie Kirk’s Statue, James Talarico Is A Trans Traitor, East-Winging The Kennedy Center, Kash Patel Explains Bestiality, Rebooting Lonesome Dove, and more
    2026/09/18

    Ed Sheeran waffles on genocide. Don’t vandalize the still-dead Charlie Kirk’s statue. James Talarico is a trans traitor. East-Winging the Kennedy Center. Kash Patel explains bestiality. The top party school rankings are in – is your school the best of the worst? Post-hypocrisy lessons with Alabama Senator Katie Britt. Leave Lonesome Dove alone, Taylor Sheridan. Do you live in a dumb city? Trump ditches his tariff on Irish whiskey. Mail-in voting lives to fight another day. It's business as usual in Trumplandia as a Russian oligarch bankrolls a Trump wedding. Alabama Senator Katie Britt works in hypocrisy the way other artists might work in oils or clay. No homecoming TP-ing for you. An all-terrain wheelchair makes a national park more accessible. Trump gets another gold coin for some reason. RIP First Dog Sunny. And so much more.
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    36 分
  • Episode 96: Trump Floats A $5k Redistribution Of Wealth, A Jagoff Gets Himself Duct-Taped To A Seat, IDONOTWANTAFOLDABLEIPHONE, No Clean Water For You, Algorithmic Wage Discrimination, No Mas Fascist Tetris, New America, and more

    Episode 96: Trump Floats A $5k Redistribution Of Wealth, A Jagoff Gets Himself Duct-Taped To A Seat, IDONOTWANTAFOLDABLEIPHONE, No Clean Water For You, Algorithmic Wage Discrimination, No Mas Fascist Tetris, New America, and more
    2026/09/12
    Donald Trump floats a $5k redistribution of wealth. A jagoff gets himself duct taped to a first-class airline seat. Have we achieved peak diesel? IDONOTWANTAFOLDABLEPHONE. Very expensive donuts. Space Nazis. No clean water for you. Algorithmic wage discrimination. The best worst first names. Uber for nurses. The Skynet clock ticks closer to midnight. No mas fascist Tetris. Trump could have prevented 9/11. You can trust him. New Mexico/America/Whatever. Charlie Kirk is still dead. And so much more.
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    29 分
  • Episode 95: Leaving MAGA, JD Vance Welcomes The End Times, Yosemite For Sale, Saving Us From The Thin Blue Line, Flipping (Off) A Trump Coin, Milo Yiannopoulos Gets ICEd, and more

    Episode 95: Leaving MAGA, JD Vance Welcomes The End Times, Yosemite For Sale, Saving Us From The Thin Blue Line, Flipping (Off) A Trump Coin, Milo Yiannopoulos Gets ICEd, and more
    2026/09/05
    Leaving MAGA. JD Vance welcomes the End Times. Saving us from the thin blue line. Yosemite for sale. Milo Yiannopoulos Gets ICEd. The truth is blind, deaf, and dumb. I speak for the trees. AI vs. hikers. Flipping (off) a Trump coin. Stealing a Semi of beer. Ron DeSantis is the bizarro Robin Hood, robbing from the poor and giving to the rich. Food recalls pile up, SCOTUS screws us on the ballroom. The Arch de Trump cometh. That cheap gas at those Freedom Fuel gas stations was stolen. A gold star family gets the shaft from the Air Force. Trump has never been more simultaneously popular and unpopular. Sanders the Grey completes the Appalachian Trail at a spry 91 years of age. Seagulls love fish and chips. Sniffing behinds. And so much more.
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    41 分
  • Episode 94: Lake Ontario 4EVA, Sayonara Dolly Parton, A Malort World Record, Australia Axes AI Music, Ants From Hell, The Robots Are Winning, Female Flatulence, and more

    Episode 94: Lake Ontario 4EVA, Sayonara Dolly Parton, A Malort World Record, Australia Axes AI Music, Ants From Hell, The Robots Are Winning, Female Flatulence, and more
    2026/08/28
    Lake Ontario 4EVA. Humans are losing the Robot Olympics. Millennials think they did everything first. The science of female flatulence. Wild horses. Trump threatens to raze The Kennedy Center, because if he can’t have it, no one can. Sayonara, Dolly Parton. You made the world a better place. Flock cameras are watching you. Stars and Stripes gets censored. Trump gets a win on main-in voting, having just voted by mail. A Malort world record. Should there be gun stores next to day care centers? Australia axes AI music. Ants from hell. SCOTUS says, “Let them eat ballrooms.” The GOP discovers misogyny. Jimmy Buffett’s bridge to somewhere. Rick Schroder rides coattails of many colors. FEMA skips Trumpers. And so much more.
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    38 分
  • Episode 93: The Trump Kennedy Trump Center, My Old Venecky Home, $40 Trillion In The Hole, Joe Rogan Doesn’t Like Socialism, The Best States For Swingers, Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty To Having A Conscience, Pheromone Maxxing, and more

    Episode 93: The Trump Kennedy Trump Center, My Old Venecky Home, $40 Trillion In The Hole, Joe Rogan Doesn’t Like Socialism, The Best States For Swingers, Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty To Having A Conscience, Pheromone Maxxing, and more
    2026/08/21
    The Trump Kennedy Trump Center. AI sucks at maps and loves to destroy books. The best states for swingers. Donald Trump is a genius at grass. And flagpoles. Darline Graham is not interested in national security. Shark selfies. Trump votes by mail, but you shouldn’t. Joe Rogan doesn’t like socialism. And I don’t like Joe Rogan. Columbia House goes out of business after 71 years of selling ten albums for a penny. The deficit that Trump promised to eradicate has now reached $40 trillion. Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to having a conscience. The social contract is null and void. Pheromone maxxing. Don’t date dumb guys. My old Venecky home. And so much more.
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    35 分