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  • Episode 78: Begun The Redistricting War Has, My Girlfriend Loves Bacteria, A Billion-Dollar Ballroom, RIP Spirit, Commie Spiders Vs. Rittenhouse, Eating The Rich, No More Buffalo, SCOTUS Whines While Screwing Democracy, and more

    Episode 78: Begun The Redistricting War Has, My Girlfriend Loves Bacteria, A Billion-Dollar Ballroom, RIP Spirit, Commie Spiders Vs. Rittenhouse, Eating The Rich, No More Buffalo, SCOTUS Whines While Screwing Democracy, and more
    2026/05/08
    Begun, the redistricting war has. SCOTUS screws democracy while whining about people calling them out for screwing democracy. Our kitchen sponge is nasty, but my Special Lady Friend doesn’t care. According to rich people, calling someone rich is like using a racial slur. Poor babies. Gas is getting more expensive. Rude neighbors are the worst and nude neighbors are worse still. Casting demons out of the Internet with a holy mobile phone carrier. Yes, your newborn needs the vitamin K shot. New Orleans had better learn to swim. Communist spiders can’t stop Kyle Rittenhouse. Writing paper lists is good for your brain, but New York Times music lists are not. RIP Spirit Airlines. The only thing worse than flying Spirit is not being able to fly Spirit. No more buffalo. A billion-dollar ballroom. And happy 100 birthday to Sir David Attenborough, a man who has done much in the name of our magnificent planet and its wildlife, and so much more.
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    29 分
  • Episode 77: Trump Vs. Assassins, Killing The Truth, The Reflecting Pool Blues, Automatic Sliders For The People, Running Like Hell, Mr. No Kings Fawns Over A Real King, Not So Killer Bees, The Ugliest American, and more

    Episode 77: Trump Vs. Assassins, Killing The Truth, The Reflecting Pool Blues, Automatic Sliders For The People, Running Like Hell, Mr. No Kings Fawns Over A Real King, Not So Killer Bees, The Ugliest American, and more
    2026/05/01
    Donald Trump is winning 3-0 against the assassins and it’s all the Democrats’ fault. Are Canadian dinosaurs allowed across the border? Will the truth survive two more years? If the water isn’t blue at least we can paint the pool. White Castle is debuting slider vending machines. King Charles parries Trump’s grab-and-pull handshake. A Massachusetts woman fights the police with bees but it’s the bees that end up losing. Want proof that you’re an ugly American? Soon you’ll be able to acquire ID to prove it. The two-hour marathon barrier gets shattered in London, where you can also eat the world’s largest tiramisu. And so much more.
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    23 分
  • Episode 76: Tucker Carlson Is Sorry, Trump Digs Drugs, The Big Dick In The Sky, Racing Robots, Winning Vietnam (Very Quickly), Voting Dogs, Happy Hour With Kash Patel, The GOP Fumbles Gerrymandering, and more

    Episode 76: Tucker Carlson Is Sorry, Trump Digs Drugs, The Big Dick In The Sky, Racing Robots, Winning Vietnam (Very Quickly), Voting Dogs, Happy Hour With Kash Patel, The GOP Fumbles Gerrymandering, and more
    2026/04/25
    Tucker Carlson is sorry for promoting Donald Trump while sitting in his big house with his piles of money he earned for promoting Donald Trump, and you should definitely (not) believe him. Pilots draw giant dicks in the sky. Trump fast tracks the legalization of psychedelics to treat mental conditions courtesy of Joe Rogan. Robots can now run faster than humans. What, me worry? Donald Trump says that he would have won the Vietnam War very quickly if he was president. Training dogs to sit, shake, and vote! The mid-cycle GOP gerrymandering ploy blows up in their faces. A Chinese drunkard gets a chopstick stuck in his throat – for EIGHT YEARS. Kash Patel sues The Atlantic for saying that he is a drunkard. Eating a healthy diet causes cancer. The price of condoms is going up along with the price of gas. Some people are making a killing by betting on wars. Unfortunate surnames, and so much more.
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    35 分
  • Episode 75: The Pope Has Trump On The Ropes, Viktor Orban Loses His Job and G. Love Loses His Shirt, Diet Soda Vs. Cancer, The Pride Flag And Bathtub Gin Are Back Baby, Hegseth Prays To Saint Tarantino, and more

    Episode 75: The Pope Has Trump On The Ropes, Viktor Orban Loses His Job and G. Love Loses His Shirt, Diet Soda Vs. Cancer, The Pride Flag And Bathtub Gin Are Back Baby, Hegseth Prays To Saint Tarantino, and more
    2026/04/18
    Donald Trump picks a fight with The Pope and he somehow thinks he can win. Hungary has an election and autocrat Viktor Orban loses bigly. Is this a preview of the upcoming midterms? Trump’s numbers are down, but Democrats remain unpopular. Does that matter if they’re winning elections? Musician G. Love loses a pile of money in a crypto scam. Despite being full of the possibly carcinogenic sweetener Aspartame, Trump thinks that diet soda kills cancer cells. Come on, Aspartame! The Pride flag is back at Stonewall, Philz Coffee, and on Idaho flagpoles. Pete Hegseth borrows a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction and Steve Bannon thinks that he should STFU. Melania distracts from her husband’s war in Iran by Frankensteining the Epstein Files. A seven-foot inflatable penis gets acquitted in Alabama, and so much more.
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    40 分
  • Episode 74: Trump TACOs the Iran War, Who’s Your Daddy?, In Defense Of Not Liking Cats, Alabama Penisgate, Cancer Criminals, Broken Space Toilets, Trump’s Dead Air, and more

    Episode 74: Trump TACOs the Iran War, Who’s Your Daddy?, In Defense Of Not Liking Cats, Alabama Penisgate, Cancer Criminals, Broken Space Toilets, Trump’s Dead Air, and more
    2026/04/09
    After threatening to annihilate a civilization, Trump TACOs the shit out of the Iran War, leaving thousands dead, putting the U.S. in a worse geopolitical position, and spending billions for very little. A UK woman has sexytimes with a pair of twins and science can’t tell us who the daddy is. TDSOTW offers are rebuttal to a journalist who made the case that men who don’t like cats are undatable. An Alabama grandmother is about to be on trial for wearing an inflatable penis costume to a No Kings protest. She was arrested by a cop with a significantly smaller penis. Did you know that getting diagnosed with cancer makes you more likely to turn to a life of crime? The Artemis II mission has been a great success so far! Except for the space toilet, which is broken and has been making a burning smell. Not good. A biotech company wants to make brainless human clones. But how would we tell them apart from the rest of our modern society? And so much more.
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    27 分
  • Episode 73: A Man With No Arms Or Legs Gets Accused Of Murder, Waffle House Teleportation, Trump Cheats By Mail, Vance Thinks Aliens Are Demons, Pam Bondi Gets The Axe, Snake Yoga, and more

    Episode 73: A Man With No Arms Or Legs Gets Accused Of Murder, Waffle House Teleportation, Trump Cheats By Mail, Vance Thinks Aliens Are Demons, Pam Bondi Gets The Axe, Snake Yoga, and more
    2026/04/04
    A quadruple amputee and former professional cornhole player gets accused of murder. A high-ranking FEMA official sincerely believes that he was teleported to a Waffle House. Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump voted by mail this week while Donald holds the government hostage over the SAVE America Act, which would limit voting by mail. RIP hypocrisy. JD Vance thinks aliens are demons. Pam Bondi gets the axe. We shouldn’t kink-shame Kristi Noem’s husband for cross-dressing, but we should think that he and his wife are assholes for murdering American citizens while she ran DHS. If goat yoga no longer gets you going, you can try snake yoga in Portland, Oregon. Kid Rock gets a two-Apache salute, and this is just fine with Pete Hegseth. 19 million Americans have pondered killing other Americans. Trump leans on SCOTUS. Feeling soft around the middle? Try rib remodeling! Idaho sucks. Trump’s name will appear on greenbacks and his war rolls on all while his approval dips to 33%. Are you 40 years old and you’ve got a drug conviction? Be all you can be and Join the Army. Unvaccinated blood is in high demand. Fentanyl barbie. Are you having a polycrisis? Godspeed Artemis! And so much more.
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    51 分
  • Episode 72: INTERVIEW with Christian – A TSA Officer Who Is Working Without Pay During Yet Another Republican Government Shutdown

    Episode 72: INTERVIEW with Christian – A TSA Officer Who Is Working Without Pay During Yet Another Republican Government Shutdown
    2026/03/27

    Depending on how you count them, we may be in the midst of the fifth government shutdown in six years of Donald Trump’s administrations. The current shutdown – a showdown between Democrats trying to reform funding for ICE and recalcitrant Republicans – is the second shutdown in our Republican-controlled government since October. This time, Transportation Security Administration employees are working without pay, putting the safety of our air transport system at risk. In this episode, we talk with Christian, an active-duty TSA officer who keeps showing up to work despite the fact that our Republican lawmakers keep threatening their livelihood. Christian spoke with us anonymously to isolate them from possible retribution by TSA and Trump administration officials. Many thanks to those doing their duty while our elected officials simply won't.
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    36 分
  • Episode 71: You Can Marry Your Cousin In Florida, “Micropenis Mark” Beefs With “Petulant Megyn”, Et Tu Cesar, Bigfoot Lives, A Utah Woman Is Sad About The Husband She Murdered, Robots Will Kill Us All, and more

    Episode 71: You Can Marry Your Cousin In Florida, “Micropenis Mark” Beefs With “Petulant Megyn”, Et Tu Cesar, Bigfoot Lives, A Utah Woman Is Sad About The Husband She Murdered, Robots Will Kill Us All, and more
    2026/03/20
    Want to marry your first cousin? Florida has got you. Some former Fox so-called News personalities are beefing. Who has the edge? “Micropenis Mark” Levin or “Petulant Megyn” Kelly? Cesar Chavez teaches us another lesson about heroes. Bigfoot lives, or maybe not. A Utah woman wrote a book about grief to help her deal with the loss of the husband she murdered. Robots will kill us all. The Los Angeles Dodgers are sellouts. AI Val Kilmer brings up some interesting questions about the ethics of AI Val Kilmer. 867-5309 cancer, and more
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    17 分