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  • Episode 69: Trump Is Awfully Cavalier About Americans Dying In The War He Started For Which He Has No Plan, Kristi Noem Gets Promotefired, We Might As Well Have Ranch Dressing Milkshakes, and more
    2026/03/06
    Donald Trump, a man who campaigned on ‘no new wars,’ has gotten us into a stupid and unnecessary war with Iran. The first casualty of war is the truth, and we weren’t doing too well on that front before the bodies started piling up. Bombs are falling. Drones are being launched in every direction. Young girls are being blown to bits. And Donny hasn’t given us one consistent reason for all the madness. In the midst of it all, the puppy killer Kristi Noem got herself promotefired from the Department of Homeland Security and is being replaced by a man who cannot even secure the border between his first names. And since (oh yeah) life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone, a hot air balloon got stuck on a Texas cell phone tower, and a Charlie Kirk banner went up at The Department of Education. Prove me wrong about him being a racist and a misogynist. And if all this is just too much, you can find anodyne for your shattered nerves with a frosty ranch dressing milkshake.
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    37 分
  • Episode 68: Chicago Plows ICE, Leopards Love Eating Faces, Screaming Infidelities, Olympic Gold = Cold Burgers, Quantity Does Not Equal Quality At The SOTU, Trump Bombs Iran, and more
    2026/02/28
    Donald Trump bombs Iran with Israel in tow, launching the third Middle East war in your host’s lifetime, and much to his chagrin. Chicago crowdsources the names for its new snowplows and the people have spoken. Welcome to the fleet, Abolish ICE! MAGA loonies are eager to have leopards eat their faces, and those of their loved ones. The Clintons testify about Epstein. U.S. hockey players win gold, and some of them get tepid cheeseburgers along with their medals. This week’s State of the Union speech was the longest ever, but we all know that quantity doesn’t always equal quality. A lucky kid in Georgia gets a martini in their bag lunch. Dare to dream.
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    40 分
  • Episode 67: Trump Takes An ‘L’ On Tariffs, No Glove No Gold At The Olympics, Smart Men Lean Left, Epstein Accountability, Science Says That Beards Are Gross (Or Not), RFK Jr. And Kid Rock Make A Porno, and more
    2026/02/21
    The Supreme Court finally had enough of Trump’s shit and give him an ‘L’ on his idiotic tariffs. The Olympic athletes run out of condoms and are then rescued from being lonely in the Olympic Village by reinforcements from the strategic condom reserves. Science determines once again that smart men lean left, and also that beards are gross. Or maybe not. Epstein accountability arrives elsewhere as England arrests one of the royals for the first time since 1647. Prince Andrew gets a taste of how the other 98% live. Who is your (least) favorite Republican? Tater tots get recalled due to little plastic bits. And who can tell? And RFK Jr. and Kid Rock make a really weird workout video that sort of doubles as a softcore porno. Strange days.
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    29 分
  • Episode 66: Pam Bondi Goes Full Kavanaugh, Bridges To Nowhere/Canada, Kid Rock Violates A Big Rule, This Is My Rifle; There Are Many Like It But Mine Is In The Bathroom, NPS Vs. Pride Flags, and more
    2026/02/14
    Pam Bondi pulled a Brett Kavanaugh in a House Judiciary Committee Hearing and Trump eats it up. A bridge to nowhere, or maybe Canada may not open because Trump is a grifter. A Louisiana National Guardsman leaves his rifle in a Bourbon Street bathroom. And Lindsey Vonn almost loses her leg. The National Park Service is likely going to be run by another grifter, and they’ve removed the Pride flag from Stonewall National Monument. Tariffs are costing Americans piles of cash – cash that they’re not saving for retirement anyway. Birth rates are down, because who wants to have babies in a hellscape? And Trump introduces ‘Coalie’ – a dopey mascot that whimsically helps him fight on the wrong side of the climate war.
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    27 分
  • Episode 65: Bad Bunny Vs. Kid Rock, Trump Proves Yet Again That There Is No Bottom, Big Brother Is Watching Us, Where Are The Libertarians?, An ICE Forecast, Gaming The Midterms, and more
    2026/02/07
    Are you watching the Big Game this weekend? Even if you aren’t, ICE is watching YOU. MAGA gets big mad about Bad Bunny and hires an idiot to play an alternate halftime show. But the Puppy Bowl is where it’s at. American Libertarians are MIA when it matters. The Midterm Elections are right around the corner and the election interference is already in hyperdrive. A MAGA comedian get himself canceled. Six times. Some Olympians have armadillos in their trousers. The Melania agitprop movie sells a few tickets but might not be the best business investment. Democracy simply dies at The Washington Post. And Donald Trump proves yet again that there is no bottom.
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    40 分
  • Episode 64: ICE Proud Boys Murder Another American Citizen, Star Trek Is Too Woke, Trump Wants Iceland, Or Maybe Greenland, Libertarians Are MIA, Melania Gets Her 15 Minutes, The Board Of Peace > The UN, and more
    2026/01/30

    Welcome to the fascist American future, where state-sponsored violence is the only law that matters. Now that the Proud Boys are collecting ICE signing bonuses, they’ve executed yet another American citizen in broad daylight and the MAGA crowd is suddenly opposed to the 2 Amendment. RIP Alex Pretti. Greg Bovino gets himself demoted, but fear not! Tom “bags of cash” Homan is on the case. Ohio’s Stage Right Theatrics thinks that the theater isn’t conservative enough, and I will bet they have some different ideas about how to solve a problem like Maria. Donald Trump makes an ass of himself at Davos because he doesn’t know the difference between Iceland and Greenland. Not that it seems to matter. Airlines experiment with “densified” seating. Old guys don’t like rock & roll. Stephen Miller thinks that Star Trek is too woke. (Has he ever seen Star Trek?) And Melania Trump rakes in nearly $30 million dollars for her 15 minutes of fame.

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    41 分
  • Episode 63: INTERVIEW with Jenny McCarty – An Artist and Conservationist Who Found A Clever Way To Stick It To Trump And Defend Our National Parks With Art
    2026/01/23

    "I come from a long line of frontiersman and outdoor types." And that’s a line from one of my favorite movies, which would be The Coen Brothers’ Raising Arizona. It is spoken by the protagonist, H.I. McDunnough. But it could just as easily be about my ancestors, or about me. So, when the National Park Service announced late in 2025 that the National Parks Pass for the new year would feature a picture of Donald Trump alongside George Washington – two presidents who have had nothing to do with America’s beloved national parks, and in the former’s case has gutted the NPS budget – those of us who find solace in America’s wild places were pretty vexed about it. Enter artist and conservationist Jenny McCarty, who quickly conjured an artistic way to speak truth to power – by making stickers that feature original art that can be placed over Trump’s glowering face on the likely-illegal new American The Beautiful Parks Pass design. I invited McCarty to join me for a wonderful conversation about our collective love for the natural world, our disdain for fascists, and how art can save us.

    You can buy Jenny McCarty’s National Parks Pass stickers – and lots of other wonderful art at:

    www.thesageleafstudio.com

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    51 分
  • Episode 62: Nobel Regifting, Stealing Greenland, Trump Shows Off His (Tiny) Middle Finger, You Sure Do Have a Perfidy Mouth, Bahrain Sex Toys, Grok Joins Skynet, and more
    2026/01/17

    A man who can’t stop invading countries and flipping off his citizens unironically got himself a Nobel Peace Prize. Except unlike Obama, he got a used one on the secondhand market. Reality is in the eye of the beholder in the murder of Renee Good. A man who fomented an insurrection threatens to invoke the Insurrection Act. Pete Hegseth sure does have a perfidy mouth. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's semiautonomous territory. The Pentagon returned some sex toys to a Toronto sex shop - except the sex shop owners weren’t the ones who sent them to soldiers in Bahrain, where you can’t drink, eat pork, or own sex toys. Picking your nose can lead to losing your mind. Drone delivery is coming to a city near you and maybe it’s time to move to Alaska.

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    38 分