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  • Episode 87: Weekend At Mitch McConnell’s, The Tragedy Of USMNT, Sayonara DOGE, NPR Platforms A Christofascist, The People’s Gas Stations, Looksmaxxers And Giga Chads, Graham Platner Is Not Sorry, Cannibalism And Hot Dogs Are Bad For Your Health, and more

    Episode 87: Weekend At Mitch McConnell’s, The Tragedy Of USMNT, Sayonara DOGE, NPR Platforms A Christofascist, The People’s Gas Stations, Looksmaxxers And Giga Chads, Graham Platner Is Not Sorry, Cannibalism And Hot Dogs Are Bad For Your Health, and more
    2026/07/11

    Weekend at Mitch McConnell’s. Plasma cannons and potato guns. The Islamic Republic of Japan. Sayonara DOGE. The Trump bridge is out. NPR platforms a Christofascist. The death of etiquette. Adult diapers aren’t made for that. The ghost of Joe McCarthy. The People’s gas stations. The tragedy of USMNT. FIFA’s “integrity.” The FDA loves forever chemicals. Looksmaxxers and Giga Chads. Andrew Jackson > Harriet Tubman. White supremacists crash Trump’s sweltering, self-aggrandizing 4 of July party. Graham Platner is not sorry. Southwest Airlines can STFU. Cannibalism is bad for your health. And so are hot dogs. How to get your roommate to shut up. And so much more.
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    45 分
  • Episode 86: A MAGA Uncle Sam Gets Arrested For ‘Raising His Flag’ At The Great American State Fair, 20% Of Americans Are Bailing On America’s 250th, Birthright Citizenship Survives SCOTUS Illiteracy, Helen Keller Isn’t Real, Alex Jones Can Suck It, Killer Crocs, and more

    Episode 86: A MAGA Uncle Sam Gets Arrested For ‘Raising His Flag’ At The Great American State Fair, 20% Of Americans Are Bailing On America’s 250th, Birthright Citizenship Survives SCOTUS Illiteracy, Helen Keller Isn’t Real, Alex Jones Can Suck It, Killer Crocs, and more
    2026/07/03
    A MAGA Uncle Sam gets arrested for ‘raising his flag’ at the Great American State Fair. 20% of Americans are bailing on America’s 250 Independence Day. SCOTUS upholds birthright citizenship but the cult of the Unitary Executive screws us in other ways. Which zodiac signs are bad in bed? Elon Musk may not have the world’s smallest penis, but he is still jealous of someone else’s philanthropy. Digital birth control. Totally free Texas students must read the Bible whether they like it or not. A transphobic influencer doesn’t believe in Helen Keller. Bill Maher is too smug to be liberal. “Be Good” with your commemorative Donald Trump passport. The Board of Peace will have legal immunity because…? The Onion is relaunching InfoWars this week and will be giving merch money to Sandy Hook families. Suck it, Alex Jones. A man gets a big payout for playing ominous Star Wars music at Donald Trump’s military goons. Pete Buttigieg is targeted by an anonymous jerk. Americans can’t be unpolarized. Garlic may prevent mosquitoes from mating. And humans, too. E. Jean Carroll gets a defamation payout because Donald Trump can’t keep his mouth shut. Watch for killer crocs. And so much more.
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    37 分
  • Episode 85: JD Vance Loves Richard Nixon, Are The Reflecting Pool Vandals In The Room With Us Right Now? M&M’s Go MAHA, SCOTUS Screws Us, Killer Robots Have Arrived, The Worst President Ever Is…, Crappy Sunglasses, and more

    Episode 85: JD Vance Loves Richard Nixon, Are The Reflecting Pool Vandals In The Room With Us Right Now? M&M’s Go MAHA, SCOTUS Screws Us, Killer Robots Have Arrived, The Worst President Ever Is…, Crappy Sunglasses, and more
    2026/06/27

    Invisible vandals vandalize The Reflecting Pool. Are the vandals in the room with us right now? White guys gonna do white guy stuff, like still being mad at Taylor Swift. This time for enjoying herself at a basketball game. Don’t swim upstream from waterfalls. And if your sunglasses fall into a pit toilet, just go buy new sunglasses. The worst president ever is… I’ll give you one guess! Tucker Carlson and MTG bail on the GOP. The US military can’t beat the flu. RIP mail-in ballots? Mexico didn’t pay for the border wall and taxpayers are paying for the ballroom. JD Vance admires Richard Nixon. Because of course he does. Earthquake weather is here. SCOTUS wants Americans to get cancer. And maybe get shot. The Great American State Fair is missing several states. Also, the headliner was an opera singer who sang a song about sex. Oh, and Kash Patel’s girlfriend sang a passable national anthem. A jury can’t decide if the man who started the fire that became the Palisades Fire is responsible for starting the Palisades Fire. Some World Cup fans are homophobes. Stay classy, Mexico. The world’s loudest man is not your upstairs neighbor. Trillionaires come and trillionaires go. Just ask Elon Musk. M\&M’s go MAHA. Killer robots have arrived. Trump holds the affordable housing bill hostage to attempt to steal elections. And so much more.
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    46 分
  • Episode 84: INTERVIEW with David Lazarus – Can The World Cup Save The Struggling Alcohol Industry, Allbirds Goes AI, The Donald J. Trump Reflecting Pool Goes Green, and more

    Episode 84: INTERVIEW with David Lazarus – Can The World Cup Save The Struggling Alcohol Industry, Allbirds Goes AI, The Donald J. Trump Reflecting Pool Goes Green, and more
    2026/06/19
    KTLA’s Business Reporter, the unstoppable David Lazarus, joins The Dumbest Story of the Week to talk about whether the rowdy and thirsty World Cup drinkers can save the slumping alcohol industry. Shoe company Allbirds re-hatches as Smartbird, rebrands as an AI infrastructure company, and investors love it. What? And after spending what could have been as much as $16 million dollars of taxpayer money to paint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool what Donald Trump called ‘American Flag Blue,’ it is currently filled with algae and more of a deep Kermit green. Maybe we should rename it after Trump. We can use the letters that they just knocked off The Kennedy Center. The jokes just write themselves.
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    13 分
  • Episode 83: Sayonara Spencer Pratt, All Elections That MAGA Loses Are Rigged, Ballmaxxing, Sleepy Trump Curses The Knicks, Ahhhhhhh Salesmen! (Rush Is Back), Assassinations Get JD Vance In The Mood, The Best Worst Burger In America, and more

    Episode 83: Sayonara Spencer Pratt, All Elections That MAGA Loses Are Rigged, Ballmaxxing, Sleepy Trump Curses The Knicks, Ahhhhhhh Salesmen! (Rush Is Back), Assassinations Get JD Vance In The Mood, The Best Worst Burger In America, and more
    2026/06/12
    Republican Spencer Pratt gets bounced in a city where Democrats outnumber Republicans by more than two-to-one, but the system is obviously rigged. Heads we win, tails you lose! Everyone knows that all elections that MAGA loses are rigged. Have you ever wanted to have a scrotum the size of a grapefruit? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck, because something called ‘Ballmaxxing’ exists. Donald Trump shows up at an NBA Finals game in New York, gets booed by Knicks fans, and then falls asleep in a luxury box. Ahhhhhhh salesmen! (Rush is back). Bizarrely, assassinations get JD Vance in the mood, and that’s not creepy at all. The best worst burger in America. Is anyone surprised that Pete Hegseth isn’t good at history? And so much more.
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    20 分
  • Episode 82: The GOP Has No Pride In Pride, No Love For Billy Joel, 60 Minutes Sucks Now, Trump Is As Healthy As An 80-Year Old Horse, Ayn Rand Gets A Selfish Museum, George Santos (Illegally) Bets On Himself, Birds Choke Their Chickens, and more

    Episode 82: The GOP Has No Pride In Pride, No Love For Billy Joel, 60 Minutes Sucks Now, Trump Is As Healthy As An 80-Year Old Horse, Ayn Rand Gets A Selfish Museum, George Santos (Illegally) Bets On Himself, Birds Choke Their Chickens, and more
    2026/06/06
    Republicans have no pride in Pride. The New York Times has no love for Billy Joel, but New York Times readers apparently do. The Ayn Rand Museum of Selfishness is coming. Everyone except Vanilla Ice dropped out of the America 250 Concerts but they all got cancelled anyway. 60 Minutes fires Scott Pelley and that means that it sucks now. Trump is as healthy as an 80-year-old horse, and I have a number of bridges to sell you. Scientists discover that birds choke their chickens. Gender reveal parties are stupid, especially when they get people killed. Trump is on a losing streak. George Santos (Illegally) bets on himself and may land himself back in the big house for doing so. Pete Hegseth whitewashes the U.S. military, and so much more.
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    29 分
  • Episode 81: The Kennedy Center Boots Trump, Nobody Wants To Play The Great American State Fair, The POS Airport Code, Texans Love Crooks, There Aren’t Enough Donalds Buried At Arlington National Cemetery, RIP Sonny Rollins, and more

    Episode 81: The Kennedy Center Boots Trump, Nobody Wants To Play The Great American State Fair, The POS Airport Code, Texans Love Crooks, There Aren’t Enough Donalds Buried At Arlington National Cemetery, RIP Sonny Rollins, and more
    2026/05/30
    Trump has two weeks to remove his name from The Kennedy Center. Musicians keep bailing on playing The Great American State Fair. An airport will bear the DJT airport code. Was POS already taken? Texans love crooks like Ken Paxton. Donald Trump is dumber than a $250 dollar bill, A surprising number of people hate their partner. Have you ever wanted to be dirt? If you have, then you’re in luck, because human composting is coming to a funeral near you. A Nebraska dog shoots a woman with a shotgun. We have achieved the Idiocracy singularity with an impending UFC event at The White House. California’s Tesla Road Rage Guy gets convicted in Hawaii. Trump loves AI because it allows him to do shit that even he can’t get away with in the real world. Getting paid for having your way with yourself may be the best job in the world. Italy doesn’t think that water is a human right. The ‘Curse of the Goat’ lives! Or not. Furry pilots. Trump is paying for shitty dc renovations with National Park entrance fees. Ebola fears grow, and the U.S. is no longer a member of the WHO. What, me worry? Customer service is dead. You can’t illegally drive with a phone with a hand you don’t have. RFK Jr. is a snake handler. A federal judge gets her freak on. There aren’t enough Donalds Buried At Arlington National Cemetery, RIP Sonny Rollins, and so much more.
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    44 分
  • Episode 80: Chicago’s Delicious New Holiday, AI Jesus, Colbert’s Final Bow, Macca > MAGA, Trump Skips His Own Son’s Wedding, The 1st Amendment Strikes Back, RIP Schlitz, The Slushiest Of Slush Funds, Yosemite Vandals, The Great Sax Gig In The Sky, and more

    Episode 80: Chicago’s Delicious New Holiday, AI Jesus, Colbert’s Final Bow, Macca > MAGA, Trump Skips His Own Son’s Wedding, The 1st Amendment Strikes Back, RIP Schlitz, The Slushiest Of Slush Funds, Yosemite Vandals, The Great Sax Gig In The Sky, and more
    2026/05/22

    Chicago’s delicious new holiday comes with sport peppers and giardiniera. Put your hands on the Internet, because you can now subscribe to AI Jesus. Stephen Colbert’s takes his final The Late Show bow. Macca > MAGA. Trump skips his own son’s wedding and in doing so denies us the most bizarre wedding speech of all time. After getting fired for quoting the late Charlie Kirk’s own words, the 1 Amendment strikes back. RIP to the beer that made Milwaukee famous. Trump launches the slushiest of slush funds to the tune of $1,776 billion of your tax dollars to give to criminals. Vandals have inundated Yosemite National Park and of course it’s Trump’s fault. Dick Parry, Pink Floyd’s legendary saxophone sideman, gets booked at the great sax gig in the sky. Gas prices are high, and Jim Jordan says, “That’s Life.” RIP Barney Frank, and so much more.
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    40 分