We’re back in the Wizarding World yet again talking about a truly dreadful one this time. What good is a universe of wizards and fantastic beasts if everything is drained of color and everyone is miserable? If you were planning to escape the real world for two hours while watching Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, you’ll be sadly disappointed to find there’s a lot of events and quotes spoken verbatim from our real life in this movie than you’d expect. So grab your cool stick and put that blood troth around your neck as we’re going back to Hogwarts (briefly) to discuss the movie with returning guest Jennie Lee, as well as how Newt has become a neutered version of Ash Ketchum, Jennie’s insane “hear me out”, and our own potential coup with our 200th episode poll of which we’ll detail the results. You don’t want to miss this one!

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore stars Eddie Redmayne, Jude Law, Mads Mikkelsen, Ezra Miller, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Callum Turner, Jessica Williams, and Katherine Waterston. Directed by David Yates.

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Ooh, baby! We’re about to cross the 200-episode milestone of our show, and we have yet to cover a proper Friday the 13th movie. So we figured why not get one in at the last minute? Or at least the one where it’s not even Jason but an imposter. That’s right: if you’ve managed to avoid this spoiler for 40 years, Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning is one of the few Jason-less Friday the 13th films, and it’s buck wild. Can a movie be as (literally) dirty as it is horny? Grab some enchiladas and come along with us to find out as we discuss the film plus what went on behind on the scenes (nothing good, it turns out), paying to “prank” your vehicle, and the best Hitchcock film for the lead character to soil themselves in. All of that and a hell of a lot more with special guest Brad Anderson of the Not a Bomb podcast.

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Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning stars Melanie Kinnaman, John Shepherd, Shavar Ross, Richard Young, and Marco St. John. Directed by Danny Steinmann.

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Trap is truly one of those love-it-or-hate-it movies. Does it make sense? Absolutely not. Is it a hell of a fun ride? We think so – well, most of us. Can Cooper Trap get out of this sting operation masquerading as a pop concert? Hartnett is back and we couldn’t be happier seeing him in this wild film from the great M. Night Shyamalan. So grab your ticket, find your seat, and enjoy the refreshments as you hear us talk about the movie, as well as topics such as M. Night’s complete misunderstanding of how concerts function, Sabrina Carpenter kidnapping us and feeding us to Barry Keoghan, and “gargoyling”. All of that and so much more with returning Dreamer Girl Ashley McGlothren. This episode is gonna be crispy!

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Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka, Hayley Mills, Alison Pill, and Marnie McPhail. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

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