We are definitely in the weirdest version of our world. And here are the news stories that prove that.

Welcome in to "We're in the Wildest Timeline". This series started out as a quick little TikTok series where I shared the wildest actual recent news headlines, but that wasn't enough! Often times, the stories behind the headlines were even crazier than a simple headline could let on!

I'm Bri (@bribri_is_wheezy) and here's this podcast episode containing a whole lot of wild stories to share from mid to late April 2023. From the destruction of "the Champagne of Beers" to people putting fetal urine in their eyes, we're going to dive into it all this week!

Stories featured in this episode:

- Texas man bragged about stealing money from cartel. Now he’s missing

- Ohio man used more than $300K in taxpayer money for wildebeest, hot tubs, roadside zoo

- The FDA would like to remind you not to put amniotic fluid in your eyes

- Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner is now sober

- Florida residents freak out as they mistake Taylor Swift concert lights for a UFO

- Belgian authorities destroyed 2,352 cans of American beer advertised as “The Champagne of Beers” because it is not, in fact, Champagne

- Moscow: Pensioner fined for calling Zelensky “beautiful young man with good sense of humor”

- DoorDash asks driver's wife to complete order after he is rushed to ER

- AI is taking the jobs of Kenyans who write essays for U.S. college students

- The White House grounds are safe after a toddler breached the fence

(If you are coming from TikTok, this episode corresponds with the headlines in ep. 72 in the "We're in the Wildest Timeline series on @bribri_is_wheezy's page.)

Check out @bribri_is_wheezy on TikTok and Instagram for more series information or updates!

We are definitely in the weirdest version of our world. And here are the news stories that prove that.

Welcome in to "We're in the Wildest Timeline". This series started out as a quick little TikTok series where I shared the wildest actual recent news headlines, but that wasn't enough! Often times, the stories behind the headlines were even crazier than a simple headline could let on!

So here is Bri (@bribri_is_wheezy) with the first official podcast episode and a whole lot of wild stories to share from mid-March 2023 to mid-April 2023. From violent Monopoly games in Belgium to failed resurrections, we're going to dive into it all this week!

(If you are coming from TikTok, this episode corresponds with the headlines in ep. 71 in the "We're in the Wildest Timeline series on @bribri_is_wheezy's page.)

Check out @bribri_is_wheezy on TikTok and Instagram for more series information or updates!

Welcome to "We're in the Wildest Timeline," the podcast where we dive deep into the craziest news stories from around the world. I'm your host, Bri (@bribri_is_wheezy), and I started this series on TikTok to share my fascination with the absurdity of our reality. Now, I'm excited to expand to this podcast format so we can explore these wild headlines in even greater detail.

In this introduction episode, I'll give you a taste of what's to come in this series. We'll explore some of the most outrageous news stories that have made headlines in recent years, from bizarre crimes to unbelievable feats of human achievement. We'll talk about how these stories came to be and what they say about our society, culture, and the human condition.

So buckle up and get ready to join me on a journey through the wildest timeline we've ever experienced. Whether you're a news junkie, a casual observer, or just someone who loves a good story, this podcast is for you. So stay tuned for more episodes coming soon, and let's explore the most outrageous news of our world together.