In this week’s spicy episode of The Broskiedoodles, we dive into all the essential topics no one asked for but everyone needs. We kick it off with MLB gossip about Shohei Otani and Roki Sasaki joining the Dodgers, then roast the Oakland A's as they couch-surf between Sacramento and Vegas. Naturally, that leads us to the deep emotional complexities of being a fan of teams that ghost cities.

Then, Chef Maurice gives us a behind-the-scenes look at life in the kitchen—burn scars, raw potatoes as first aid (yes, really), and some dubious gatekeeping tips for handling stubborn oysters. Oh, and did we accidentally sprinkle in a debate about circumcision’s global popularity and why priests always seem to have moisturized hands? Absolutely. Add in some light Catholicism commentary, and you've got an episode hotter than Maurice’s plancha.

We talk about a little culinary misadventure—aka, how to almost burn your house down while trying to cook chicken. (Spoiler: blackened chicken isn’t supposed to happen in a boiling pot.) From there, we somehow end up debating office life vs. manly jobs (because who doesn’t want to escape soul-sucking Zoom calls for deep-sea fishing or trucking across America?). Oh, and did we go dark? Yeah, we went dark—plane crashes, survivor guilt, and the mystery of the Malaysian flight that disappeared into thin air.

We dive into the irrational (but relatable) fear of flying, spiced up with bird migration conspiracies and questionable pilot choices—spoiler: Kiko’s got preferences! We also dissect Trump’s meme coin shenanigans (Melania’s got one too?), Elon Musk’s visa ideas, and how billionaires now dictate the political meta like it’s a gaming strategy. There’s a healthy dose of sarcasm, uncomfortable truths, and, of course, wild takes on everything from junkie yoga to why your cat definitely needs tuna. Buckle up; this one’s a wild ride!

In this episode of The Broskiedoodles Podcast, we stretch our imaginations—and our hamstrings—while diving into the world of multi-level marketing (MLM) schemes. From "stretchy-stretchy" yoga mats to sketchy pyramid pitches, we unpack the wild ride of MLMs like Herbalife, Mary Kay, and LuLaRoe. Spoiler: those leggings? Not as juicy as promised. We also dissect the MLM cult vibes, why people fall for them, and how they could leave you with a garage full of useless merch and no cash. It’s funny, spicy, and a little sad—kind of like those parties with no babes, just whiteboards. Stay woke, stay stretchy, and avoid pyramid schemes like your life depends on it.

Spoiler: overpriced makeup and soccer star endorsements are involved. We also explore the bro version of MLMs: crypto scams! Plus, is YouTube's censorship finally loosening up? Will we be able to curse freely again without being banished to algorithm hell? Oh, and let's not forget our weekly dose of relatable struggles—returning groceries, taking public transport, and asking beer prices like pros. It's the podcast you didn’t know you needed but can’t stop listening to.

We also dive into the chaotic world of dreams and what they might mean—or not mean—because let’s face it, that dream dictionary is just making stuff up. We debate whether dreams are cosmic messages or just your brain throwing a rave while you're knocked out. Oh, and did you know DMT, the "holy grail" of psychedelics, might be what makes your dreams feel like a Christopher Nolan movie? Yeah, let that simmer.

We get personal with sleep struggles, anxiety, and how your mind loves to torture you at 3 a.m. with a highlight reel of your worst thoughts. Add a splash of Miami nostalgia (fraud capital, but it’s home) and some thoughts on finding Zen—even if it’s just while cooking or gaming. Don’t miss the part where we call out life’s overpriced milk and how gratitude might be the cure to modern-day stress. Sarcasm included, free of charge.

Welcome to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, where we serve up the spiciest takes on piracy, counterfeit goods, and why your fake Louis Vuitton purse might just be helping the brand. We dive deep into the underground world of pirated movies, soccer jerseys with missing logos, and the ethical dilemma of buying that “Balenciaga” shirt for $20. Kiko shares his dreams of pure gold chains (not the diluted kind, thank you very much), and we debate whether piracy is the worst thing to happen to art—or secretly its best marketing tool. With all the sarcasm and wit you love, this episode will leave you questioning if that knockoff was really a knockoff move.

This week, we unpack the joys of pirated CDs (because nothing screams childhood like a rock album ending with a Vallenato track), rant about overpriced soccer streaming in Spain, and question if pirating games is truly a crime—or just a moral grey area. Then, we sink our teeth into the spicy topic of culinary "piracy." Hawaiian pizza? Totally Canadian. Sushi rolls? Americanized to death. But hey, it's all delicious, right? We even spill the tea on global cuisines—some hits, some misses, and a lot of hummus. Oh, and the tingling sensation between your you-know-whats? Yeah, we covered that too. Don’t miss this wild ride of sarcasm, spice, and unsolicited opinions!

We dive into a spicy top 15 list of world cuisines. From the Mediterranean glory of Greek salads (perfect for thong season) to debating Italian pasta vs. Japanese ramen supremacy, we’re spilling the tea (or sake). You'll hear about Portuguese treats, the fishy legacy of Macau, and a shoutout to the unsung heroes of Taco Bell-inspired nostalgia. Plus, we get political (kind of) with Taiwan’s microchips and the curious culinary politics of Macau and Hong Kong. Oh, and we solve the mystery of what exactly Australian cuisine is. Spoiler: It's not kangaroo.

Join us for laughs, sarcasm, and a bit of culinary chaos—this is one menu you don’t want to miss!