Hey folks, in this spicy episode we dish out the hilarious lowdown on life behind the kitchen door. We spill the tea on everything from absurd chef jackets (yes, even the short-sleeve rebels) to the downright ridiculous uniform dramas that make you wonder if size discrimination is on the menu. We riff on why my self-bought gear is way cooler than the standard issue, throw in a wild tangent on suing for the right fit (because why not?) and even ponder the absurdity of self-driving car lawsuits.

We then switch gears to dive into the wonders of Asturian cuisine, dishing out the juicy details on cachopo and the art of culinary pride. Of course, no episode would be complete without our trademark kitchen uniform rants and a hilariously honest chat about beard trims.

We get wildly personal about our hygiene routines—yes, we’re talking using the same soap for your face, body, panini, exit hole, and even your feet (hierarchy matters, right?). I break down my no-nonsense approach to keeping that baby face fresh with CeraVe, the perils of multi-tasking razors for trimming “down there” (bleeding mishaps, anyone?), and why I’m starting to invest in anti-aging cream before I end up with a moon crater look. We even take a detour into the weird world of red flag dating—think cemetery dates and dark documentaries that might just be a bit too on the nose. And for a spicy twist, there’s a quick nod to Paquita La Del Barrio. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s as absurd as it is honest. Enjoy the ride!

What’s up, y’all! In this episode of The Broskiedoodles, we’re spilling the tea on some "real life" struggles that hit a little too hard. We kick things off with an awkward work party at a bowling alley (you know, where you’re forced to mingle and pretend you enjoy it), but we also talk about the different kinds of awkwardness and how it’s "so real" when you’re the new guy. Next up, we dive into California’s “smoke breaks”, because here in SF, it could be a "weed break", and hey, we kinda respect how they keep it real. Then, we go deep into the absurdity of pennies and inflation, including Trump’s plan to stop minting them (because who really needs 'em anymore, right?). Plus, a look at the “creative” ways people are using pennies. Now let's get real—we all know sometimes things seem pointless… but it’s the little things (like pennies on the floor) that make the world go ‘round.

Then we wander into the wild world of future currencies, where bartering goats might be the next big thing (because why not trade your goat for a buck, right?). We also dive into the curious case of non-alcoholic bars—think of it as a safe space for those with a few too many life regrets, where even a martini without the booze can stir up some scandal. Add in some bitter nostalgia for the reckless days of our youth and a side of absurd debates about sexual preferences, and you’ve got a cocktail of chaos that’s equal parts sarcastic and spicy.

We kick off with a wild take on “non-gay” moments—you know, that brief flirtation that magically erases any labels. Then we compare the laid-back, flamenco-infused vibe of Spanish drinking spots with the over-the-top sober trend back home (because apparently, being sober is now a cool flex, even if it’s just about not getting ripped off by overpriced cocktails). I also share my new love for home karaoke parties where you control the drinks and the vibe—no shady barman tricks or giant ice cubes in sight. And of course, we can’t skip our epic rant about Rita, the ultimate party food thief who turns every get-together into a chaotic food-fest. Buckle up for a spicy romp through the highs and lows of modern social life!

What’s up, broskies! Welcome to the most badass podcast in all of the Land. It’s your boy Kiko Flow, and as always, I'm here with Chef Maurice, straight from San Francisco, while I'm chillin’ in Madrid. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the phenomenon that was the Jerry Springer Show—a trashy talk show that defined ’90s pop culture. We chat about the Netflix documentary "Fights Camera Action," which spills the tea on how the show really came together, from the behind-the-scenes emotional coaching to the wild, sometimes fake, but always scandalous stories that left a mark on TV. With plenty of laughs, sarcasm, and a spicy twist, we debate if it was all real or just a cleverly staged circus, and reflect on how these shows influenced the media landscape. Get comfy, ‘cause this episode is pure nostalgia and unfiltered entertainment!

In this week’s spicy episode of The Broskiedoodles, we dive into all the essential topics no one asked for but everyone needs. We kick it off with MLB gossip about Shohei Otani and Roki Sasaki joining the Dodgers, then roast the Oakland A's as they couch-surf between Sacramento and Vegas. Naturally, that leads us to the deep emotional complexities of being a fan of teams that ghost cities.

Then, Chef Maurice gives us a behind-the-scenes look at life in the kitchen—burn scars, raw potatoes as first aid (yes, really), and some dubious gatekeeping tips for handling stubborn oysters. Oh, and did we accidentally sprinkle in a debate about circumcision’s global popularity and why priests always seem to have moisturized hands? Absolutely. Add in some light Catholicism commentary, and you've got an episode hotter than Maurice’s plancha.

We talk about a little culinary misadventure—aka, how to almost burn your house down while trying to cook chicken. (Spoiler: blackened chicken isn’t supposed to happen in a boiling pot.) From there, we somehow end up debating office life vs. manly jobs (because who doesn’t want to escape soul-sucking Zoom calls for deep-sea fishing or trucking across America?). Oh, and did we go dark? Yeah, we went dark—plane crashes, survivor guilt, and the mystery of the Malaysian flight that disappeared into thin air.

We dive into the irrational (but relatable) fear of flying, spiced up with bird migration conspiracies and questionable pilot choices—spoiler: Kiko’s got preferences! We also dissect Trump’s meme coin shenanigans (Melania’s got one too?), Elon Musk’s visa ideas, and how billionaires now dictate the political meta like it’s a gaming strategy. There’s a healthy dose of sarcasm, uncomfortable truths, and, of course, wild takes on everything from junkie yoga to why your cat definitely needs tuna. Buckle up; this one’s a wild ride!

In this episode of The Broskiedoodles Podcast, we stretch our imaginations—and our hamstrings—while diving into the world of multi-level marketing (MLM) schemes. From "stretchy-stretchy" yoga mats to sketchy pyramid pitches, we unpack the wild ride of MLMs like Herbalife, Mary Kay, and LuLaRoe. Spoiler: those leggings? Not as juicy as promised. We also dissect the MLM cult vibes, why people fall for them, and how they could leave you with a garage full of useless merch and no cash. It’s funny, spicy, and a little sad—kind of like those parties with no babes, just whiteboards. Stay woke, stay stretchy, and avoid pyramid schemes like your life depends on it.

Spoiler: overpriced makeup and soccer star endorsements are involved. We also explore the bro version of MLMs: crypto scams! Plus, is YouTube's censorship finally loosening up? Will we be able to curse freely again without being banished to algorithm hell? Oh, and let's not forget our weekly dose of relatable struggles—returning groceries, taking public transport, and asking beer prices like pros. It's the podcast you didn’t know you needed but can’t stop listening to.

We also dive into the chaotic world of dreams and what they might mean—or not mean—because let’s face it, that dream dictionary is just making stuff up. We debate whether dreams are cosmic messages or just your brain throwing a rave while you're knocked out. Oh, and did you know DMT, the "holy grail" of psychedelics, might be what makes your dreams feel like a Christopher Nolan movie? Yeah, let that simmer.

We get personal with sleep struggles, anxiety, and how your mind loves to torture you at 3 a.m. with a highlight reel of your worst thoughts. Add a splash of Miami nostalgia (fraud capital, but it’s home) and some thoughts on finding Zen—even if it’s just while cooking or gaming. Don’t miss the part where we call out life’s overpriced milk and how gratitude might be the cure to modern-day stress. Sarcasm included, free of charge.

Welcome to The Broskiedoodles Podcast, where we serve up the spiciest takes on piracy, counterfeit goods, and why your fake Louis Vuitton purse might just be helping the brand. We dive deep into the underground world of pirated movies, soccer jerseys with missing logos, and the ethical dilemma of buying that “Balenciaga” shirt for $20. Kiko shares his dreams of pure gold chains (not the diluted kind, thank you very much), and we debate whether piracy is the worst thing to happen to art—or secretly its best marketing tool. With all the sarcasm and wit you love, this episode will leave you questioning if that knockoff was really a knockoff move.

This week, we unpack the joys of pirated CDs (because nothing screams childhood like a rock album ending with a Vallenato track), rant about overpriced soccer streaming in Spain, and question if pirating games is truly a crime—or just a moral grey area. Then, we sink our teeth into the spicy topic of culinary "piracy." Hawaiian pizza? Totally Canadian. Sushi rolls? Americanized to death. But hey, it's all delicious, right? We even spill the tea on global cuisines—some hits, some misses, and a lot of hummus. Oh, and the tingling sensation between your you-know-whats? Yeah, we covered that too. Don’t miss this wild ride of sarcasm, spice, and unsolicited opinions!

We dive into a spicy top 15 list of world cuisines. From the Mediterranean glory of Greek salads (perfect for thong season) to debating Italian pasta vs. Japanese ramen supremacy, we’re spilling the tea (or sake). You'll hear about Portuguese treats, the fishy legacy of Macau, and a shoutout to the unsung heroes of Taco Bell-inspired nostalgia. Plus, we get political (kind of) with Taiwan’s microchips and the curious culinary politics of Macau and Hong Kong. Oh, and we solve the mystery of what exactly Australian cuisine is. Spoiler: It's not kangaroo.

Join us for laughs, sarcasm, and a bit of culinary chaos—this is one menu you don’t want to miss!

Welcome to Broskiedoodles—your favorite podcast to laugh, cry, and question humanity. In this episode, we tackle the world of airport security, drug smuggling shows, and the mind-boggling miracle of human flight. From Madrid’s architectural wonder of an airport to the absurdity of smuggling booger sugar in a teddy bear, we’ve got sarcasm flying high.

But wait—what if airplanes were more like Vegas? We brainstormed genius (and mildly illegal) ideas for transforming your next flight into the ultimate party in the sky. Think airplane casinos, Hooters wings at 50,000 feet, and stewardesses hosting Family Feud. It's innovative, wild, and maybe just slightly impractical.

We tackle the really pressing issues: why planes should ditch seats for poofs and casinos (RIP Nana in turbulence), speed dating in the sky, and the very serious candle vs. incense debate. Are candles a scam? Is a $30 "Munich Christmas Market" scent worth it, or just a Nazi plot? Plus, a deep dive into cologne culture and why smelling like "First-Time Virginity" might be the future of Yankee Candle. It's comedy, chaos, and maybe a whiff of pine.

We sniff out the mysteries of scent (literally), dream up the candle no one asked for ("First-Time Musk," anyone?), and dive into the spicy chaos of internet fame.

Meanwhile, crypto scams, viral memes, and unsolicited life advice make their way into our rant-fueled exploration of why the internet remains undefeated. If you've ever wondered why a random Southern accent or a poorly sung viral tune gets more fame than your well-thought-out content, you’re in for a ride.

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Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Podcast! This week, it’s all about my latest American Adventure. From baseball stadiums emptier than my fridge on payday to deep dish pizzas in Orlando that left me questioning my digestive system—this trip had it all. My partner experienced the U.S. for the first time and now officially understands the savage portions, endless malls, and SUV nation. Plus, Airbnbs that feel like movie sets and amusement parks that left me feeling 85 years old.

Ever feel like TV shows these days are just really long movies with no ending? Yeah, us too. In this episode, we dive into Severance—a brilliant concept wrapped in a strange corporate dystopia—but does it really know where it’s going? We ask the big questions: Would you split your brain into two lives? Are we being tricked into watching shows that stretch the story longer than gum on a summer sidewalk? Plus, we rant (lovingly) about how shows like Westworld and The Walking Dead start strong and then... well, let’s just say they need to learn when to quit. Spoiler alert: Quentin Tarantino’s hot takes are the cherry on top.

We asked the real questions: Are we watching brilliance or just being strung along for endless seasons of nonsense? From creepy corporate waffle parties to pixelated cult leaders, we explore all the weird, eerie goodness. Plus, we roast the endless filler episodes of How I Met Your Mother (seriously, 10 seasons?), question if modern TV can just END already, and give some love to Apple TV's growing lineup—shoutout to Ted Lasso and Shrinking. Oh, and for the Western fans, Kevin Costner’s Horizon saga gets a nod because at least it’ll have an ending. Somewhere between existential horror and Marisa Tomei being fuego at 60, we tell you: Enjoy life, take a breather, and don’t get severed from your own happiness.